<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:18:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/barjokes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Two guys walk into a bar.  ...The third one ducks.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two guys walk into a bar. ...The third one ducks.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/two-guys-walk-into-a-bar-the-third-one-ducks</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/two-guys-walk-into-a-bar-the-third-one-ducks</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2018 03:30:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."]]></title><description><![CDATA[A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/a-three-legged-dog-walked-into-a-bar-and-said-i-m-looking-for-the-man-who-shot-my-paw</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/a-three-legged-dog-walked-into-a-bar-and-said-i-m-looking-for-the-man-who-shot-my-paw</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 02:58:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"]]></title><description><![CDATA[A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/puns/@puddlejumper/a-termite-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-is-the-bar-tender-here</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/puns/@puddlejumper/a-termite-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-is-the-bar-tender-here</guid><category><![CDATA[puns]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2018 03:44:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What did the duck say to the bartender? ...Put it on my bill.]]></title><description><![CDATA[What did the duck say to the bartender? ...Put it on my bill.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/what-did-the-duck-say-to-the-bartender-put-it-on-my-bill</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/what-did-the-duck-say-to-the-bartender-put-it-on-my-bill</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2018 04:09:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/three-blondes-walk-into-a-bar-you-d-think-at-least-one-of-them-would-have-seen-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/three-blondes-walk-into-a-bar-you-d-think-at-least-one-of-them-would-have-seen-it</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 03:08:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[WIFE CHECKS HUSBAND HP CONTACTS!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wife checks husbands mobile and find all girls numbers saved in the following order New bird Neighbour bird Old bird Upstair bird Hospital bird Insurance bird College bird Super market bird Finally she]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/barjokes/@veenang/wife-checks-husband-hp-contacts</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/barjokes/@veenang/wife-checks-husband-hp-contacts</guid><category><![CDATA[barjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[veenang]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2017 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[HUSBAND-Don't be smart & stupid at the same time. 😆😆]]></title><description><![CDATA[A wife suddenly hit her husband from behind with a frying pan. Husband: What was that for..? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name "Jenny" on it.😡 Husband: I took part in a race]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/barjokes/@veenang/husband-don-t-be-smart-and-stupid-at-the-same-time</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/barjokes/@veenang/husband-don-t-be-smart-and-stupid-at-the-same-time</guid><category><![CDATA[barjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[veenang]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2017 17:33:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Bear Walks Into A Bar]]></title><description><![CDATA[So a bear walks into a bar. 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