<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:28:05 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/blondejokes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Eww!  Gross!]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you tell a blonde she has a chip on her shoulder]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/eww-gross</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/eww-gross</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tamaralovelace]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2018 10:17:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw62Y4qKjKJuNMRSUkymhCKZGRX8U4Ezuj9nTF?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ha ha! (Blonde Joke)]]></title><description><![CDATA[A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners - The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, this time it was toothpaste."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blondejokes/@psyborg/ha-ha-blonde-joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blondejokes/@psyborg/ha-ha-blonde-joke</guid><category><![CDATA[blondejokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[psyborg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2018 04:01:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/368La1qZAv72LBoo4SSzHYrZ93U1TAWM4AJFaiu7gKtbT5amomAMmezNo3o8K6zHQwzTjViRHgBuWjgq75CyGXVY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 - one to stand on the ladder and four to spin the ladder.]]></title><description><![CDATA[How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 - one to stand on the ladder and four to spin the ladder.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/how-many-blondes-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb-5-one-to-stand-on-the-ladder-and-four-to-spin-the-ladder</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/how-many-blondes-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb-5-one-to-stand-on-the-ladder-and-four-to-spin-the-ladder</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2018 03:26:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why did the blonde at the M&M factory get fired?  She kept throwing away the W's.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why did the blonde at the M&M factory get fired? She kept throwing away the W's.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/why-did-the-blonde-at-the-m-and-m-factory-get-fired-she-kept-throwing-away-the-w-s</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/why-did-the-blonde-at-the-m-and-m-factory-get-fired-she-kept-throwing-away-the-w-s</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2018 03:34:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/did-you-hear-about-the-blonde-skydiver-she-missed-the-earth</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/did-you-hear-about-the-blonde-skydiver-she-missed-the-earth</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2018 02:32:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."]]></title><description><![CDATA[A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces." ...just remember, “blonde” is a state of mind, not a]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/a-blonde-orders-a-pizza-and-is-asked-if-she-wants-it-cut-into-six-or-12-pieces-she-responds-six-please-i-could-never-eat-12</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/a-blonde-orders-a-pizza-and-is-asked-if-she-wants-it-cut-into-six-or-12-pieces-she-responds-six-please-i-could-never-eat-12</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2018 04:04:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What did the blonde do when her laptop froze?  Microwaved it.]]></title><description><![CDATA[What did the blonde do when her laptop froze? Microwaved it. ...just remember, "blonde" is a state of mind, not a color of hair.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/what-did-the-blonde-do-when-her-laptop-froze-microwaved-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/what-did-the-blonde-do-when-her-laptop-froze-microwaved-it</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 03:15:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/three-blondes-walk-into-a-bar-you-d-think-at-least-one-of-them-would-have-seen-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/three-blondes-walk-into-a-bar-you-d-think-at-least-one-of-them-would-have-seen-it</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 03:08:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because they say "concentrate".]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because they say "concentrate".]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/why-do-blondes-stare-at-orange-juice-containers-because-they-say-concentrate</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/why-do-blondes-stare-at-orange-juice-containers-because-they-say-concentrate</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 03:03:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What did the blonde see when she saw the box of Cheerios?  "Donut Seeds!"]]></title><description><![CDATA[What did the blonde see when she saw the box of Cheerios? "Donut Seeds!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/what-did-the-blonde-see-when-she-saw-the-box-of-cheerios-donut-seeds</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/what-did-the-blonde-see-when-she-saw-the-box-of-cheerios-donut-seeds</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2018 03:30:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why was the blonde excited about finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said "2-4 years".]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why was the blonde excited about finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said "2-4 years".]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/why-was-the-blonde-excited-about-finishing-the-jigsaw-puzzle-in-six-months-because-the-box-said-2-4-years</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/why-was-the-blonde-excited-about-finishing-the-jigsaw-puzzle-in-six-months-because-the-box-said-2-4-years</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2018 03:23:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her purse? So she could use it as a mirror.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her purse? So she could use it as a mirror.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/why-did-the-blonde-keep-a-picture-of-herself-in-her-purse-so-she-could-use-it-as-a-mirror</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/why-did-the-blonde-keep-a-picture-of-herself-in-her-purse-so-she-could-use-it-as-a-mirror</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 06:08:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? They don't want to wake the sleeping pills.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? They don't want to wake the sleeping pills.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blondes/@puddlejumper/why-do-blondes-tiptoe-past-medicine-cabinets-they-don-t-want-to-wake-the-sleeping-pills</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blondes/@puddlejumper/why-do-blondes-tiptoe-past-medicine-cabinets-they-don-t-want-to-wake-the-sleeping-pills</guid><category><![CDATA[blondes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2018 04:43:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: No one does!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: No one does!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/blonde-what-does-idk-mean-brunette-i-don-t-know-blonde-no-one-does</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/blonde-what-does-idk-mean-brunette-i-don-t-know-blonde-no-one-does</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2018 04:33:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A blonde and a thermos]]></title><description><![CDATA[A blonde notices someone with a thermos. She asks what it's for. The person tells her "For keeping hot things hot and cold things cold." The next day the blonde has a thermos of her own. Curious,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blondes/@puddlejumper/a-blonde-and-a-thermos</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blondes/@puddlejumper/a-blonde-and-a-thermos</guid><category><![CDATA[blondes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2018 04:21:48 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>