<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:06:28 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/blueballs/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Do Not Open Until Sex-mas | Ride and Roast]]></title><description><![CDATA[Rob Walker's baby momma only lets him get laid once a year for Christmas. Talk about a stocking stuffer. Common sense is a super power when "Sanity is the Future of Wealth"! Book 2 of "The]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181335/@redonkulas12/bdefrszk</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181335/@redonkulas12/bdefrszk</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-181335]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[redonkulas12]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2020 05:15:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/CQdwDW6BZfWWtctopKyTJuDRdBH4KXwm9ijE6sZXe4NNnq7rgEuecjMkYYN9kUE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Holy Shit!!! I'm a BUM]]></title><description><![CDATA[I hope the title got your attention because it would have gotten mine. I have no fucking clue where my life is going, but I keep going anyway, looking for some semblance of normalcy, or something close]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@belemo/holy-shit-i-m-a-bum</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@belemo/holy-shit-i-m-a-bum</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[belemo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2020 07:55:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/ADdPNihJzmPaYV4kTz4GCveAWxV8mUAgE6jg7PzdvQBoGn97TMw5BrrkU6spBg4vzMgRR3qGhMvmLRQwLrSLhhxUn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[This truck has blue balls LMAO!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Some more Arkansas humor for you HA HA! I was coming back from Saturday's protest when I saw this truck HA HA. Reminds me of when I did the same thing to my truck 13 years ago when I still lived in]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bumpernuts/@hippie-witha-gun/this-truck-has-blue-balls-lmao</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bumpernuts/@hippie-witha-gun/this-truck-has-blue-balls-lmao</guid><category><![CDATA[bumpernuts]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hippie-witha-gun]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2019 17:00:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QBt9MXeXNdDuyd4Bmd63j7zJymDTWgdcJjnzjZUiNhkX2Co1XnrdDw8jvm2mNifDPZt6SYvFjNcZ6KxvNKraVwnZ1FY8QuoUqNw7zY5nZKAB6AZexDJv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Dreaded Zone]]></title><description><![CDATA[When she friendzones you after you paid her rent]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@belemo/the-dreaded-zone</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@belemo/the-dreaded-zone</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[belemo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 22:30:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JvFFVmatwWHRfvmtd53nmEJ94xpKydwmbSC5H5svBACH81hzzxub2BEq7NvjKBWSKnreie5haY7PfRwMDvc22TBGiEhW8WjNrZoPwbALeL8waAujr9jcroGMZRL5ReowQwe9QGay7t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Handy Man: Comedyopenmic 34 second entry]]></title><description><![CDATA[There's no easy way to say certain things and this issue currently presents itself as one of them. My quest for love, romance and sexual fulfilment has led me to this point and I sadly see no end in sight.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@belemo/the-handy-man-comedyopenmic-34-second-entry-6lb3969a</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@belemo/the-handy-man-comedyopenmic-34-second-entry-6lb3969a</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[belemo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2018 11:14:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJQfQgENfxADE6EVYabczqmSF5KeWefV5WL9WCzfYzoQ6oqbA2RQyBrF23vMexMCZcaJ58VWLqMurPn25qv1k7qRcW7r6Km5ZDca1zMRBRMRZX5r8cLTriQ6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ulog: distraught]]></title><description><![CDATA[She walked over to me and I could swear she meant to hurt me, her cold hand rested on me as I sweated it out. My soul was caught in this madness that we call emotions I dribbled past the ostensibly fading]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/esteem/@belemo/ulog-distraught-745ea47580a29</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/esteem/@belemo/ulog-distraught-745ea47580a29</guid><category><![CDATA[esteem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[belemo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2018 18:54:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Null]]></title><description><![CDATA[Null]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/esteem/@wolfofnostreet/sad-story-com24-entry-ca0b7c987d3f7</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/esteem/@wolfofnostreet/sad-story-com24-entry-ca0b7c987d3f7</guid><category><![CDATA[esteem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[wolfofnostreet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2018 22:00:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Unwritten Rules: COM15 first Entry]]></title><description><![CDATA[source I've received a couple of complaints from observers saying the topics and issues addressed by this philosophical contest borders on insanity and are downright offensive; so after a closed door penis]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@belemo/unwritten-rules-com15-first-entry-a421e483d7bc5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@belemo/unwritten-rules-com15-first-entry-a421e483d7bc5</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[belemo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2018 07:36:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMxopRT3iPVJWWzzgRcXY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TTHE WRITERS' BLOCK: GETTING OVER]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi, my name is Belemo and I like to write. Sometimes I don't even have a topic to write about but I still do it anyways. It feels right to write, its my right to write. I write for... Never mind. So anyways,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/esteem/@belemo/tthe-writers-block-getting-over-4be6d5a4e92ae</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/esteem/@belemo/tthe-writers-block-getting-over-4be6d5a4e92ae</guid><category><![CDATA[esteem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[belemo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2018 11:16:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMdgwgTzwzF1KrwGHkrwp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>