<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 07:40:49 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/bollocks/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Vasectomy Freewrite]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm totally unsure how this post is going to be taken, but I feel the rare need to write about my recent surgery. Background 18 years ago this March, my only child was born. Unplanned (by me, not her mother),]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/vasectomy/@abh12345/vasectomy-freewrite</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/vasectomy/@abh12345/vasectomy-freewrite</guid><category><![CDATA[vasectomy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[abh12345]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2024 15:54:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGY5ssnCE4wXzkeAEXyVtgk1ApQTwHMTp6y5PvEo1yenn8UueUGdi6zRgxVdKnBztjxBJuvTe71jebCV7CTZy8HSbqgXncGSFWbRwkrgUjkRyi82xZrKVAERjwezURYDXqHbksLSLMZxhWuw65mTeERLXDjBU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A FEW CONONAHOAX MEMES]]></title><description><![CDATA[Let's meme this bullshit to death before they manage to inject everyone to death! Now take off your muzzle and LOL like a free person. Apologies for being a serious fucker today but this needs to be said:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/proofofbrain/@lols/a-few-cononahox-memes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/proofofbrain/@lols/a-few-cononahox-memes</guid><category><![CDATA[proofofbrain]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lols]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2021 02:59:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/LcTxR7u1XKaapBH3qwmEZeimAxECSVo91H6DdUAVt2PqekxPARccSkPUSJojkXN8y9inNRM6bqYHZgRiVkqt2238p34DZNNcAS5ucUsxo2ar2tFcmhRDAvpmyK4Pd62S8eq9QrBkWpJMREgXRxtkqoYWi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You are not a disease]]></title><description><![CDATA[I care not for any form of government. If the self serving tossers tell you you are a disease ridden corpse, tell them they are. It is OK if you have just seen through the bs. It is OK. We still love you.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@shepz1/you-are-not-a-disease</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@shepz1/you-are-not-a-disease</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shepz1]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2021 23:21:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP35bVGjGoE93K3E4U5KX8KtMBJ2rgpkpFaRQCLAFHwsnpLk1cb8jar7kNYRfdXRtprkfc6XyNuKk437EiMwMsdpCsAZxS19kFZthQS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[SNOT CAN BE FATAL]]></title><description><![CDATA[While the world is freaking out about a harmless imaginary virus, most sheeple are forgetting to worry about SNOT. As well as being a natural adhesive, snot can be fatal - it all depends what color it]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/snot/@snot/snot-can-be-fatal</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/snot/@snot/snot-can-be-fatal</guid><category><![CDATA[snot]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[snot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2021 23:12:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/LcTxR7u1XKaapBH3qwmEZeimAxECSVo91H6DdUAVt2PqekxPARccSkPaRh2JwcRrh3ykvcHRvKypmUh4gpqR4Bc9mqP2K6r2RgXzUXxEQvFeiWFBL1NUHQZtXM9JrWaFbHjw6nK4h2hNJz6haXi7mJ2uL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, WHICH PLATFORMS HAVE WORKED FOR ME?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Over the past year there has been a non-stop barrage of utter BULLSHIT. All "media", both mainstream and alt, along with all the social media platforms too - just an information overload of vapid]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/so/@frot/when-push-comes-to-shove-which-platforms-have-worked-for-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/so/@frot/when-push-comes-to-shove-which-platforms-have-worked-for-me</guid><category><![CDATA[so]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[frot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 19:34:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83iyNs4LG1RhdfteSmeidYjNFY66UnfC68Z51BAp51jiZnUjGhyUqpovLwWpL21i7vFSgaqg8cxyf4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[#Wolkiges #Samsen]]></title><description><![CDATA[.. #Grosses #Zauberndes .. Huii, das war mal wieder ein SamStag. Nee, ich musste mich etwas zwingen die SchlafmÖglichkEiten auch aus zu schöpfen, aber so kam es dann doch, dass dieser SamStag sich wieder]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/deutsch/@udabeu/wolkiges-samsen</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/deutsch/@udabeu/wolkiges-samsen</guid><category><![CDATA[deutsch]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[udabeu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2020 21:16:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/FxX5caie56ynwsjysm2XuNozdMysq1YNDRbt9X9VeerNm1981Q9QbBMK4CAZoQLy72nbwCXu3BeQGyMg1VJ3omiAFSN4hgBCb21GRBomrDA6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Another half edited, half deleted post. Canya and dough ]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'd just like to say, my first white Bloomer loaf came out amazingly good, even though I didn't follow the steps correctly and should have let it rise a bit more, it was a fluffy soft bread with a crusty]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bollocks/@movingman/another-half-edited-half-deleted-post-canya-and-dough</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bollocks/@movingman/another-half-edited-half-deleted-post-canya-and-dough</guid><category><![CDATA[bollocks]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[movingman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2020 11:52:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVxiq1Y1uwG9EdbRJnvfPPyF5TaGfdVPSyT4h2r7uowroGrBUWaUotwVCv8Uer7YdVSbhq4stRcXsaSHcmTgZtMyaMMuKmjNCTt3vvQJvt4N?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The flu renamed every two years is still the flu]]></title><description><![CDATA[Virus theory is all complete bullshit anyway. Viral disease is poisoning. Corona started with industrial pollution and 5g rollout in Wuhan. Spanish flu was vaccination and aspirin poisoning Polio was DDT]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/coronavirus/@frot/the-flu-renamed-every-two-years-is-still-the-flu</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/coronavirus/@frot/the-flu-renamed-every-two-years-is-still-the-flu</guid><category><![CDATA[coronavirus]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[frot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2020 03:34:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iP95qGaBiYtNzEMfiEuqU79Y14pRYTJu8m8P3UV8Qwgv2ScoNLa6eBeXq9Vr4hSfknNq677Yj6e?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TOM HANKS CAUGHT CORONA VIRUS FROM RICKY GERVAIS]]></title><description><![CDATA[Has anyone else noticed that the so called "alt-media" is filled from end to end end with crap about corona virus? If you fall for this psyop you will fall for anything - the flu is renamed every]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/coronavirus/@frot/tom-hanks-caught-corona-virus-from-ricky-gervais</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/coronavirus/@frot/tom-hanks-caught-corona-virus-from-ricky-gervais</guid><category><![CDATA[coronavirus]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[frot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2020 04:38:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPZXapynz6WwtA9x9xD1kHy5jdpHG7PfAU2HWmy7tUsFB3z2no6Vk2KbRPYMtvLJVdYfDzXoxXp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[MAKE THEM WEAR HELMETS]]></title><description><![CDATA[New Zealand is the only country in the world to force cyclists to wear helmets Now that riding electric scooters can save the planet from "climate change" and every righteous eco-warrior wants]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/teamnz/@frot/makethemwearhelmets-ba6zaw5vp4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/teamnz/@frot/makethemwearhelmets-ba6zaw5vp4</guid><category><![CDATA[teamnz]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[frot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2019 07:00:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4PYjjVeteBF6UQCYRFJAcEti51hyqmTmYk8i9xnDsEERSX1U2viZLLCddWF8zo4cUaNBUBACdswrJtg4qtiq2TByxULGf78UtpVkqbzevDc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ghost of crypto past]]></title><description><![CDATA[Around this time last year, bitcoin and other crypto prices were rising quite meteorically, everybody wanted to get in on the action, many a social media ad was trying to sell you the ‘new bitcoin’ and]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/busy/@strayenglishman/ghost-of-crypto-past</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/busy/@strayenglishman/ghost-of-crypto-past</guid><category><![CDATA[busy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[strayenglishman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2018 11:25:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedy Open Mic Round #34 : Irishisms ]]></title><description><![CDATA[I nominate @reonlouw and @jaichai. Irishisms img.src I have been on Steemit since July and I am throughly enjoying my time here. As I said before to many of you. I write how I speak. I have a couple of]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@blanchy/5vhtdf-comedy-open-mic-round-34-irishisms</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@blanchy/5vhtdf-comedy-open-mic-round-34-irishisms</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blanchy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2018 06:26:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvCMJTX7owXd26zXYjZqAJUBTewkwpoEFuRzL1nF22iUyCz7hkND48b8exzRW1unkodzbCXU7LNxfkEsPqwQo63DqTyWuF3a9xTBPhSE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedy Open Mic Round #34 : Irishisms ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Please read the rules carefully and good luck in the coming round. The beginning of each round will be announced in a separate post. Contestants must nominate 2 people to enter the contest per submission.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@blanchy/comedy-open-mic-round-34-irishisms</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@blanchy/comedy-open-mic-round-34-irishisms</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[blanchy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2018 05:59:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvCMJTX7owXd26zXYjZqAJUBTewkwpoEFuRzL1nF22iUyCz7hkND48b8exzRW1unkodzbCXU7LNxfkEsPqwQo63DqTyWuF3a9xTBPhSE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.]]></title><description><![CDATA[One of my Steemit friends is struggling with issue of bollocks. Many people on Steemit are letting the desire to earn money influence everything they post. So they keep posting bollocks. His solution is]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@frot/i-have-multiple-personality-disorder</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@frot/i-have-multiple-personality-disorder</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[frot]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2018 22:33:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQMCDG9vzDcesnc9LK6JEj8ebZGN7TrPtvDy6jdBJatrXqgXhac7rzsDwxBkZqjkSgFVcbKJomp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oh Lord forgive me again.....I'm writing trading analysis now!]]></title><description><![CDATA[The phrase 'to the moon' is quite possibly the most used three words on Steemit. Most often bellowed by Crypto devotees as well as the more humble Steemians, I wondered whether there could be any scientific]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/trading/@nathen007/oh-lord-forgive-me-again-i-m-writing-trading-analysis-now</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/trading/@nathen007/oh-lord-forgive-me-again-i-m-writing-trading-analysis-now</guid><category><![CDATA[trading]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nathen007]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2018 15:35:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3RTd4iuWD6NUYoFYtCPrfUchER6ihYi34N6pxK6dEDrYSWYbf79hK7rGuXdc6JgFZcykVu1KT6SeGKXWem2eqUGwQthVoSuVvU4nhKbZivaSxvkyqM1eC8J4Mvu8NZgDCB8Wa3xpuz1YWFHTgQYaJ2WBQpYKwoQts4wf31wCL6dxmc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rocket League - BALLS in your BOLLOCKS!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I don't want to holiday in the sun I want to go to the new Belsen I want to see some history Cause now t got a reasonable economy Oh now I got a reason And I'm still waiting Now I got a reason To be waiting]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@roguedenied/06c8834f-7dd7-11e8-8d78-0242ac110003</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dlive/@roguedenied/06c8834f-7dd7-11e8-8d78-0242ac110003</guid><category><![CDATA[dlive]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[roguedenied]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2018 09:05:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/KWcVEiwEzuiCuSt3rCYguvZ98x2mj34d8tUQkUAiv7uRzk5EbPHmifd4emEjmdJk7sTMT1SfX93PkntAHf?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How do I delete my account?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Steemit better give people a way to delete their account on here or millions are gonna be hitting the spam button every time they see this load of bollocks.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bollocks/@peterxdunn/how-do-i-delete-my-account</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bollocks/@peterxdunn/how-do-i-delete-my-account</guid><category><![CDATA[bollocks]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[peterxdunn]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2018 13:41:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I GOTTA QUIT MAN]]></title><description><![CDATA[I gotta quit worrying about shit. As well as trying to work out every conspiracy for the past century as usual, this week I've been checking out accounts on Steemit right left and center and concluding]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/art/@sift666/i-gotta-quit-man</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/art/@sift666/i-gotta-quit-man</guid><category><![CDATA[art]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sift666]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2018 11:33:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYgvDFnLe165xRK9uS1X99sUUZ8WKSscr8zkvY4qMYnv199UStVyjH5Cdnh7kyhUsd9FwpPY7eN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is global warming another apocalyptic religious cult?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Even here on Steemit there are fudders spreading stories of "global warming" Although unimpressed with the “facts” used to justify the cult of global warming, I usually keep out of this discussion]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/global/@sift666/is-global-warming-another-apocalyptic-religious-cult</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/global/@sift666/is-global-warming-another-apocalyptic-religious-cult</guid><category><![CDATA[global]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sift666]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2018 09:28:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZ68rH6XdyD3DhTWUQEAGGhn1yKyQJZo99Ur61ZzsitykqqfUjPqGZpqiFuD2XQS41EALJHJjE6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dong....]]></title><description><![CDATA[Check out these Vietnamese dong! It's really only about 75 pence. And this too.... In both cases we have only a tiny little bit of dong. Vietnam is a funny old place]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@skyhooks/75-pence</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@skyhooks/75-pence</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[skyhooks]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2018 08:27:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8t3d5gG8YxUrFtTrvhgCDjjN8jFs77cyHA1aYHAtCvwbygQRbFY7Acnod335LbArWyvnTS9UV8cHSnrEG3DFyrvYNUNiqx432jkftp89FXBvsXK1dagvFgE9i6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>