<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 01:22:50 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/comedyopenmic/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[How to Approach a Girl at the Gym ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Just a funny gym video I made just for fun, you should enjoy it. By the way, go to the fucking gym! The End Hi there, buy my novella Professor Otagburuagu. It promises to be thoroughly entertaining and]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-115325/@nevies/how-to-approach-a-girl</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-115325/@nevies/how-to-approach-a-girl</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-115325]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nevies]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2026 17:16:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eNjdMnAr26RLWcmzdhiqHHsqphMaHM6ihA6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hugh Telmi @ Boulder Coffee Co. 12-8-26]]></title><description><![CDATA[If I remember correctly, this was just about the worst open mic performance I've ever had. I'm running out of edited videos to share, though, so if it's bad, it's bad. 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