<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 15:34:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/comedywriting/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Come my lil fishies: I shall feed thee]]></title><description><![CDATA[tis the way of the gods- and by Zuess, do it will be the way of my home! That was what I was screaming at a hamburger while naked- on all fours. Like the nasty old whale- I too have worth while snacks]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@novus-locus/come-my-lil-fishies-i-shall-feed-thee</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@novus-locus/come-my-lil-fishies-i-shall-feed-thee</guid><category><![CDATA[funnystory]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[novus-locus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2019 03:33:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4HFqJv9qRjVeVQzX3gvDHytNF793bg88B7fESPieLQ8dxHmz4Cu3UtZ3kYffpZ832zB5PEMp2mbHptVnbXsEwW8XR6GVkKNFBCgsWoF5zGwwFpmg8GA5JQQt5ALmCwZwhyDavJx6hoEtdnfsgDGfCuqaAXUw8ZHPeP8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Instant SuperStar Hipster Excellent Update]]></title><description><![CDATA[----update(1)---a taste of ISHEU—— I don’t think i have to tell my more hip friends, but if you haven’t heard- dSLR cameras are done! Over! Last year! No longer aligned with my aesthetic and hip ways!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nychipsters/@novus-locus/instant-superstar-hipster-excellent-update</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nychipsters/@novus-locus/instant-superstar-hipster-excellent-update</guid><category><![CDATA[nychipsters]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[novus-locus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2019 21:34:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4HFqJv9qRjVeVQzX3gvDHytNF793bg88B7fESPieLQ8dxHdkcgL5TuWzTNR5qSXaSuiVtesjWebK9BPsVZGpuH9SjxBGWyKG35Y8HyWmKw9wb94ZhRGMqaJ2ipewyrS4NY5EQFiELTEcNXicS5tvVSsSorunwWKzFKt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[American Dental Association Guidelines]]></title><description><![CDATA[Every year, the ADA releases some guidelines for people to follow to have cleaner, healthier teeth. These are some of their most useful tips: For Halloween: Stay home When building a treehouse: Don't chomp]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@dfrankle/american-dental-association-guidelines</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@dfrankle/american-dental-association-guidelines</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dfrankle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 22:14:06 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>