<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 18 May 2026 07:49:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/corporatelesson/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Корпоративен урок # 10]]></title><description><![CDATA[Една лястовичка летяла на юг, но студът я застигнал и премръзнала до смърт, тя паднала в широко поле. През полето минала крава и се изсрала върху птичката. Изпражнението стоплило лястовичката, тя се съвзела]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-10</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-10</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2018 21:28:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrU6KTuuW27axCzEyjZonWtNibTWSX2VjAC8vxecq51Ep3XnuznX19QeFaZEpTqitoreL1ih8wmwxEwEqnDGTmPBBo4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Корпоративен урок # 9]]></title><description><![CDATA[Когато тялото било създадено, всички части от него искали да бъдат Шефа. Мозъкът казал: -Аз трябва да бъда шеф, защото контролирам всички функции на тялото. Краката казали: -Ние трябва да бъдем шефове,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-9</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2018 21:28:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2YRZBi4FZVHeQQfitmdxR1GrfxuEn3A38BnR8aRUXXPvj8Ey6rQZgNzDQzmp1ubXjHVvmngehyZaMwT1ykSLGW7zakeTJnSyHZQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Корпоративен урок # 8]]></title><description><![CDATA[Джони искал да из!ука едно момиче в неговия офис... Но тя си имала приятел... Един ден Джони не издържал, отишъл при нея и предложил: -Ще ти дам 1000 долара ако ме оставиш да те из*укам. Но момичето го]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-8</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-8</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2018 21:28:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2YRZBi4FZVHeQQfitmdxR1GrfxuEn3A38BnR8aRUXXPvj8Ey6rQZgNzDQzmp1ubXjCDXU1yqyPpxdK5QdaXjwWbVZx62LX9xU78?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Корпоративен урок # 7]]></title><description><![CDATA[Мъж отсяда в хотел в Австралия. В стаята има компютър и той решава да изпрати електронно писмо на жена си. Обаче случайно сбърква адреса и без да осъзнае грешката си изпраща писмото. В същото време някъде]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-7</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-7</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2018 21:14:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUMp8dW6yuJTR9MKNu8P8DCXDU9qmmhv9tiF8RUW1HhmHSicwSERJTUsNWPMnKNShftCRwyCZCC9uwZvA6FpswupUk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Корпоративен урок # 6]]></title><description><![CDATA[В Африка всяка сутрин газелата се събужда с мисълта, че трябва да надбяга най-бързия лъв, за да остане жива. Всяка сутрин лъвът се събужда с мисълта, че трябва да надбяга най-бавната газела, за да не умре]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-6</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2018 05:59:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUMp8dW6yuJTR9MKNu8P8DCXDU9qmmoVP7K81cVs2HNizbSfnJsPvoKbHsYsbdDhEDaoabefp1aZafRuwqWN9cYeG9?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Корпоративен урок # 5]]></title><description><![CDATA[Пуякът разговарял с бика: -Как ми се иска да полетя и да кацна на това дърво - въздишал той - но не ми достига енергия за да махам толкова силно с крила. -Защо не клъвнеш малко от фекалиите ми - предложил]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-5</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2018 07:24:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCXUWJECrZbvn1NMPj1oFGUo3gYfF3NNPRD9U54dwweYhCGvCKACtC2RQBJK2tEHkkAnWQ3ekiDvs5nx6KuUSBHC4ARtdMHKm648YnJkpvEuoj6wdf5ZTpz4ZypVYz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Корпоративен урок # 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[Гарванът седял по цял ден на дървото, без да прави нищо. Заекът го попитал: -Мога ли и аз като теб да седна и да не правя нищо по цял ден?. -Разбира се, защо не - отговорил гарванът. И така, седнал заекът]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-4</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2018 12:38:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUMp8dW6yuJTR9MKNu8P8DCXDU9qmmhbb4xZJTtu1Y2qFnDxBECiB3FUgbjcdbx96KEupuzb97G5YZ2N7pQuJQ8WWQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Корпоративен урок # 3]]></title><description><![CDATA[Търговският представител, деловодителката и управителят на фирма отиват да обядват заедно. По пътя намират старинна маслена лампа. Разтриват я и отвътре се появява един Джин. "Ще изпълня по едно желание]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-3</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2018 08:09:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUMp8dW6yuJTR9MKNu8P8DCXDU9qmmiapJqDsJR6zosuiNnW2oF8df1G3q8eCxYBVMXgTScxoFDCCSAR91KdCRR3Sb?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Корпоративен урок # 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Свещеник предложил на монахиня да я откара до манастира. В един момент, тя скръстила крака, така че единият й крак се оголил. Отецът едва не катастрофирал. След като овладял колата, той леко прокарал ръката]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-2</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2018 05:56:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUMp8dW6yuJTR9MKNu8P8DCXDU9qmmieRq9G4y6bhbKE8vzmd3N9Jpm34PCyHEmRckiiPvMWUAuYRy68nRtscn1zxm?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Корпоративен урок # 1]]></title><description><![CDATA[Мъж влиза под душа, докато съпругата му точно привършва със своя, когато на външната врата се позвънява. Жената набързо увива една кърпа около себе си и тича да отвори. Отвън стои Боб - съседът. Преди]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/korporativen-urok-1</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2018 09:43:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUMp8dW6yuJTR9MKNu8P8DCXDU9qmmja8TMcHbCDWWmNmCKBzU2nh1w37PLqxpM285EzDrEnASZAwDLH4287LvbCdJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Corporate Lesson # 10]]></title><description><![CDATA[A swallow flew to the south, but the cold caught her and froze to death, she fell into a wide field. A cow passed through the field and shited on the bird. This warmed the swallow, she recovered and joyfully]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/corporate-lesson-10</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/corporate-lesson-10</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2018 04:55:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUMp8dW6yuJTR9MKNu8P8DCXDU9qmmhbaSJmMC9b9ZN16EPzv8Vpg6wj5a9GypSvt5cJ3PtGJioKKqPFo366yrNWEn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Corporate Lesson # 9]]></title><description><![CDATA[When the body was created, all parts of it wanted to be Boss. The brain said: -I have to be a boss because I control all the functions of the body. 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But the girl cut]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/corporate-lesson-8</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/business/@eii/corporate-lesson-8</guid><category><![CDATA[business]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[eii]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2018 06:17:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUMp8dW6yuJTR9MKNu8P8DCXDU9qmmief7XZK566Z8RVVBFiReEy3BoTQiGU6AnEZUFiAx95XFptE2we7hRJ5BzGh5?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Corporate Lesson # 7]]></title><description><![CDATA[Man staying at a hotel in Australia. There is a computer in the room and he decides to send an email to his wife. 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