<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 02:31:25 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/dadjoke/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Today Funny Hit ]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm done with this long relationship I'm going to bring that fridge to my room now. The age I'm done in this year sound serious and I don't like it. Can you imagine the exam Hall is silent and Siri says]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@ckrobinson5/today-funny-hit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-168689/@ckrobinson5/today-funny-hit</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-168689]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ckrobinson5]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2025 22:29:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVPgRCnRzbu6rj6tCWHWVCA9ZaKB4ZqDfxPzzgih2YH3P77jFkT2P652kyF6ky1FhiYzDufVAxLB8Hjz3xex4URvog9xg3LLktpTzQNeDSCQt2EEXR8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What a joke]]></title><description><![CDATA[My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. - Muhammad Ali - What makes a joke a joke? Does it have to be funny or is a joke still a joke just because it's intended to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-160243/@galenkp/what-a-joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-160243/@galenkp/what-a-joke</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-160243]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[galenkp]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jun 2024 06:40:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/26uUsAjKTsXCDw7zixZR182JbFKvgzJ9YwsFpTVcRaGCmsqhA1unTgpqf1B5jcoGEXpCgYxwT13ir1XpK5ovz2KPyv7FJLzpcNYg77F2x7oZyhtZsq2ei9xRcajFTx5s7qFPazKsgL2zLLCeqogFBFnwgDHEGdSfRQftpv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Shadow Hunters/SMASh Contest Round 276 Entry ~ Random Shadows]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's been a minute since I've posted anything, but a sudden rainstorm (30% chance of rain, my ass!) brought me back inside from cutting my lawn, and concern from my good friend @kaminchan about my well-being]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-179017/@kunschj/shadow-hunters-smash-contest-round-7e0face6d7362</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-179017/@kunschj/shadow-hunters-smash-contest-round-7e0face6d7362</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-179017]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kunschj]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2023 16:27:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjW4PvRk9nXBzqrPWMsMTjNrXDPFFf137u4dGps6KYs6kvGBbT1DKfcRQsjA2LxYPPeUHgQ9HSvwvQJcksGpUUYxvzo7ikLFBQwoBT7FidoGS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[No title]]></title><description><![CDATA[Not so Daily #DadJoke Q: What do all ninjas wear to work? A: Sneakers]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/g7i0b3nd6yy6uukw2nphww</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/g7i0b3nd6yy6uukw2nphww</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2023 19:55:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for 6/09/23
"Dad, can I go to the fair with my friends tonight?"

" ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... No! I grounded you two days ago, remember?" "No fair!" "Now you're catching on."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/tgwo04s37kywrer6yfh00y</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/tgwo04s37kywrer6yfh00y</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2023 11:21:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for 6/08/23
Q: What did the couch say when it wanted to change the  ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... channel? A: Nothing. Couches can't talk]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/rs4t53bigoww8z08gwg936</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/rs4t53bigoww8z08gwg936</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2023 16:34:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for 6/6/23
Did you hear about the race car that stopped at a red li ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... ght? It's braking news!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/8aofjpmmh84flxjgmhqaip</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/8aofjpmmh84flxjgmhqaip</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2023 12:47:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for 6/05/23
"Dad, what music did you listen to when you were my age ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... ?" "Led Zeppelin" "Who?" "Yeah, they were good too!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/zl9vf9lomwjxxvqzz2qqd1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/zl9vf9lomwjxxvqzz2qqd1</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2023 13:07:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke Weekend Catch up:
The sun doesn't need to go to college. It alread  ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... has twenty-eight million degrees. Q: Why did the orange lose the race? A: Because it ran out of juice.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/2ftnf13w2n17o4pavb3rhk</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/2ftnf13w2n17o4pavb3rhk</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2023 12:46:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke catch up!
Thursday:
Did you read about the poet who was disqualifie ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... d from the writing contest because he was an amatuer? It was for prose only.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/h5cvid6yj7zg15hzv1r9h7</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/h5cvid6yj7zg15hzv1r9h7</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2023 14:30:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke day catch up:
Wednesday: 
I told my wife I'll never vaccinate our k ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... ids. She freaked out and shouted at me, "How can you say that? Why?" I replied, "I'd rather have a doctor do that."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/a7zpr6hoyszzqltarvxbqh</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/a7zpr6hoyszzqltarvxbqh</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2023 14:24:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for 5/31/23
"Dad, today my teacher taught us that everyone has two  ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... kidneys!" "No, you definitely have four. She forgot to account for your two kid knees!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/flk2yrpvh7ysfbmqzpejo7</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/flk2yrpvh7ysfbmqzpejo7</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2023 12:01:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke 3 day catch up:
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had g ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... one. Then it dawned on me. Q: Why do porcupines always win at soccer? A: They have the most points. I didnt like wearing a seat belt, but after a lot of pressure from my family, I finally buckled.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/wzfms6s93jg5opqpxj4nfb</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/wzfms6s93jg5opqpxj4nfb</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2023 11:53:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for 5/26/23
Q: What do sheep like to do during the summer?

A: Have ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... a baabecue]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/8vbw1hzsv8z3nfh720sgcn</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/8vbw1hzsv8z3nfh720sgcn</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2023 09:12:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for 5/25/23
"Breaking a leg" during the audition for a play ensures ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... you'll make it into the cast!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/o03yiz363uubt996mh4l3b</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/o03yiz363uubt996mh4l3b</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2023 17:07:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for 5/24/23
My friend and I got in an argument, and she hit me with ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... a meter stick. Let me you: it really straightened me out!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/ngfyzj7vw9g58djn6cnnwo</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/ngfyzj7vw9g58djn6cnnwo</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2023 14:52:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[No title]]></title><description><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for 5/23/23 "Dad, who invented air conditioning?" "A cool guy."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/9yjw91n2jrg1mm7q1gqow3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/9yjw91n2jrg1mm7q1gqow3</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2023 20:08:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for 5/22/23
I got into an argument with my firend about how to meas ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... ure angles. It was a protracted conversation.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/zdi9st804jg2acr951111r</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/zdi9st804jg2acr951111r</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2023 19:41:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke Weekend catch up
The cat seems to get mad when I make jokes about h ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... is weight. He needs to lighten up! I'm selling my used taxi. It's in fare condition.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/kku4whn3tejkp6lraev6wn</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/kku4whn3tejkp6lraev6wn</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2023 19:22:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily #DadJoke for Happy Friday 5/19/23
Q: What's the best way to catch a fish?

A ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... : Have someone throw it to you. Have an awesome weekend!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/y27f9k0jizon4viwil1t0a</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@unklebonehead/y27f9k0jizon4viwil1t0a</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2023 12:06:45 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>