<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:35:09 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/dadjokes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Baby puppies!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Poff poff! 🐾 It's my 5th Hive Birthday today — and also Mother’s Day all around the world — so... Happy Hive Birthday to me! 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The goal is simple - don't crack a smile or burst out laughing! 🤨🤣 🎥🙊]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181335/@unifoxy/trayzghh</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181335/@unifoxy/trayzghh</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-181335]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unifoxy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2024 09:57:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kwr5bsMXthzYLbcngN4W2P8NtU9TWTdHC3HaQbjuuRfHesJoVxXyTAx4KngmUTPFfgGWprS9s1Brph2iPWFHqsQbjH3zkN89UFKTrGLmLWUv8bqj5eJCm9vYN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[#chess #dadjokes My OTB tournament has 5 sections based on rating: A, B, C, D, ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... and Open. I didn’t feel like I could handle a natural tournament, so I chose the C section.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@bitterirony/92twlo3ufvx7bw984spfwg</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@bitterirony/92twlo3ufvx7bw984spfwg</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bitterirony]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2023 22:39:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[FG's first post y'all - Dad Joke for May 5]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cletus "Felonious" Grits @feloniousgrits]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/memes/@feloniousgrits/fgs-first-post-yall-dad-joke-for-may-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/memes/@feloniousgrits/fgs-first-post-yall-dad-joke-for-may-5</guid><category><![CDATA[memes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[feloniousgrits]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2023 22:40:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/BgxWBRxjvNho1d5owNvLc9kLkZETgqoQLu9zcBbNBbDDEp9W4DbuZJubJDmd5Wz8cYjaT1CVUuhcrczfpF4sGeC4gd9FeNdSCkeUX9r23bCoUUH1yf9U8d938J3NZwZDnUKcVmNPY6tNFMzVFrRuhbBQG5v53iTCbSx6wQL5ir24pLN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Do you like dad jokes?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you like dad jokes? "Dad jokes" are a type of pun-filled, corny, and often groan-inducing jokes typically told by fathers to their children or anyone who will listen. They are characterized]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-120019/@grider123/do-you-like-dad-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-120019/@grider123/do-you-like-dad-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-120019]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[grider123]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2023 12:29:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP35bVGjGoE93K3E4U5KX8KtMBJ2riBhrehsqGGW9PxaEjoiSV1fLGJ8LHSkPK8654qGDTMc2mvSjwGTf3Fs5N4bWXGFF4wJkDobTbU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[SlothBuzz End the year on a high! Thanks to everyone who's used Sloth.Buzz #slothbuzz so far! ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good Afternoon Sloths! Happy New Year! Said it! That was quick, not so sloth anymore! I'm sure we'll all be saying that for the next few weeks, might as well start practising now! I just wanted to take]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-179927/@slothbuzz/slothbuzz-end-the-year-on-a-high-thanks-to-everyone-whos-used-slothbuzz-slothbuzz-so-far</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-179927/@slothbuzz/slothbuzz-end-the-year-on-a-high-thanks-to-everyone-whos-used-slothbuzz-slothbuzz-so-far</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-179927]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[slothbuzz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2022 14:43:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/FUkUE5bzkAZT3HzV5tJDiU2ik81PCd4JCyhWnRcDN8XJsVFY3UNB8DCcFfNVCHcDcUY1rzbFLd5BkM2N9B4nzghr2Z5wQg7AE5phfQsoxDJunLs8MgzmKbEZR3G5XVE7SUjj2YowrD8kP8UvFxCQuGSEgp86xm6regVU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What kind of car did Jesus drive?]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Honda because the Bible says he and the apostles were all in one Accord.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@bitterirony/what-kind-of-car-did-jesus-drive</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@bitterirony/what-kind-of-car-did-jesus-drive</guid><category><![CDATA[dadjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bitterirony]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2022 01:26:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/NTy4GV6ooFRmaCXZ8UYgPhoud1kjiNX8QokLEZtbBKLuLWQ9yt7K3o4Cz2EWW79pzZUiixZppfPc4PtpdBEGX2haQgsvD55mfv2doTPJNypSRFg1Uh6bEMgkznB5orhU4RfJN4qEMBEbAKLWBAdviamBvmcHjwcsA334UDgz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What did Scarface say on his first day with the string quartet?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Say cello to my little friend!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@bitterirony/what-did-scarface-say-on-his-first-day-with-the-string-quartet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@bitterirony/what-did-scarface-say-on-his-first-day-with-the-string-quartet</guid><category><![CDATA[dadjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bitterirony]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2022 16:02:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8DAuGnTQCLptZgjHUrRAJGcW4y1D4A5QVJJ7zjzqqKdfVHSS6NapSCC6JF766r2rZR7noyafRkvQhRRTc3QNxA9Yn1aYYQtC36moD5EDyRhQYgJZUDWsCiXmhFzQ77uzu6pAESmwGKmasq6xKH3gPPwVpMGrtaSTyg5ZxxRS5rv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My wife likes me because I drink my whisky neat.]]></title><description><![CDATA[She says I'm easy on the ice.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@bitterirony/my-wife-likes-me-because-i-drink-my-whisky-neat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@bitterirony/my-wife-likes-me-because-i-drink-my-whisky-neat</guid><category><![CDATA[dadjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bitterirony]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2022 16:12:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WNbGMdjw7e3DuhJWBvCw4SfuLZsrnJYHEpsqZFkiGGNCPxP7FsWoRBk5SyCLjacGrjbrbnPEmG3qjS9eFQtZrwZVnEReGnuEjnmz3tJEtRDvgMVyaS5TBq1GcLwmf4mSqKFqCiK2YBCKatnBk34QLVdkxseTtNHtei?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's the difference between smoking and Gollum?]]></title><description><![CDATA[One will give you cancer and the other's just a bad hobbit.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@bitterirony/whats-the-difference-between-smoking-and-gollum</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@bitterirony/whats-the-difference-between-smoking-and-gollum</guid><category><![CDATA[dadjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bitterirony]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2022 16:10:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WNbGMdjw7e3DuhJWBvCw4SfuLZsrnJYHEpsqZFkiGGNCPxP7FsWoRBk5SyCLjacGv93yUoyKAVNVwsPa52oDNX9SpPxAHrwJB2vazG6mkjgfFXX6TPZG7efxZmskYg9mdE17TakAeZYK1eTHmrSnyxVws4fs6PBh1x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why did the medieval blasphemer die with a smile on his face?]]></title><description><![CDATA[He was stoned.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@bitterirony/why-did-the-medieval-blasphemer-die-with-a-smile-on-his-face</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@bitterirony/why-did-the-medieval-blasphemer-die-with-a-smile-on-his-face</guid><category><![CDATA[dadjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bitterirony]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2022 22:25:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WNbGMdjw7e3DuhJWBvCw4SfuLZsrnJYHEpsqZFkiGGNCPxP7FsWoRBk5SyCLjacGsXAb8kT1SCbAytm7zADw1795tHkq491XuYmz8CUXrfFKw2x2NJR59bLWD3upmc2cWvVVYVVvoraSx3V4bUjrAZGwRJyTRbyWzA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[## I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the  ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. #dadjokes #dbuzz #djokes]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@nooblogger/nt2lr89fk50bsjy3b1iuby</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@nooblogger/nt2lr89fk50bsjy3b1iuby</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nooblogger]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2022 15:55:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Area Dad Refers To Grain-Free Passover Products As 'De-Floured']]></title><description><![CDATA["What?" he protested. "Admit it, you know it's funny." Jerusalem, August 4 - A local father found the opportunity to make a suggestive pun too enticing to wait until it became relevant]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@poterritory/area-dad-refers-to-grain-free-passover-products-as-de-floured</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@poterritory/area-dad-refers-to-grain-free-passover-products-as-de-floured</guid><category><![CDATA[dadjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[poterritory]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2022 15:52:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/NTy4GV6ooFRmaCXZ8UYgPhoud1kjiNX8QokLEZtbBKLuLWQ9yt7K3o4S89Hu2SBB3CED1DiM5A4swmrpVxJhykamFXEBkBBCgqUApqmuu2pKgh5v5bCZ7B6E69DM7bpv8WJHNern8XEZkKHJ68AKzED54nr3qvy3iYYzQNHC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[## Am I the only one...
Am I the only one who thinks #elongate should  ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Am I the only one... Am I the only one who thinks #elongate should be trending on twitter? #dadjokes]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@moeknows/680gkhsx5j1d4eoa8zcakm</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@moeknows/680gkhsx5j1d4eoa8zcakm</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[moeknows]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2022 20:07:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dad Joke - Keeping fish makes you happy!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hrr. Hrr. I chuckled at this one. Would love a reblog to share the lolz. Like Dad Jokes? Leave a comment below! I'm a dad and I love dad jokes. Like this one? Leave me a comment below. Got a better joke?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-162794/@robwillmann/dad-joke-keeping-fish-makes-you-happy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-162794/@robwillmann/dad-joke-keeping-fish-makes-you-happy</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-162794]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[robwillmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2022 02:33:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/NTy4GV6ooFRmaCXZ8UYgPhoud1kjiNX8QokLEZtbBKLuLWQ9yt7K3o4Tzpbh8D3Twb2wd6e8cSff27ccwtgpsfnoVpK3FRoPMQWELxk8AcEyXeq3g4LbMbrh8ry9wmahaoF5g6egTYL5Gyyi84Scuy7XkzPpbivyN2y4sQG6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dad Joke Meme - Can trees poop?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Enjoy. -Rob]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-162794/@robwillmann/dad-joke-meme-can-trees-poop</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-162794/@robwillmann/dad-joke-meme-can-trees-poop</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-162794]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[robwillmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2022 15:21:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WNbGMdjw7e3DuhJWBvCw4SfuLZsrnJYHEpsqZFkiGGNCQLe7DsxymGiJoeArUf7meD446h2XKMH7xcZ9V9x3nVnCiEAaRYJoq9g779MgjwYzTrHteai86G178ftcnirByiJ9FBwXNuAkwEVNtABocamDoPstmn33SN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[True Love Leaves]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'll drown my beliefs To have your babies I'll dress like your niece And wash your swollen feet Just don't leaf Don't leaf. I'm not livin' I'm just killin' time Your tiny hands Your crazy kitten smile]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-142159/@corvidae/true-love-leaves</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-142159/@corvidae/true-love-leaves</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-142159]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[corvidae]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2021 06:54:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGY5ssnCE4wXzkeAEXyVtgk1ApQTwHMTp6y5PvEo1yenn8vAK4c1aNkj7NHPF85GfLsk6NyKR5VBP7y12YkFxPRzmpPm6Yget3FXSoyyceeGwbpx2ahSvam2nUJx455G3DjSSvXBXzNEtiRpDWnZ39GTSz526?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dad Jokes.]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/air/@theswansenreport/dad-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/air/@theswansenreport/dad-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[air]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[theswansenreport]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2021 17:04:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4bEjbgCbFMvAGbwxD9CJfJUznpDy21P1gb5kciUwoKrnYbGbNVgJCYqgawS3xErw3BYEM79jLeZrESS6CVqYEAmpgoT9DpVSCoDwcuvSj5h9rs7wjAuvZDwevfrGiGr4z6szjtR7grsymZN3CKUX4oXRdyYJpcEinjdMXQeo2g8uKRdTyp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Have You Laughed Today? Dad Joke No. 7 wins!]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Joke: Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? He's a real pain in the neck. I'd love it if you'd share the love, reblog, like, comment, or share this post on Social Media. Us dads need love too, you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@robwillmann/haveyoulaughedtodaydadjokeno7wins-awn56vz61c7rts2t1ymh</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dadjokes/@robwillmann/haveyoulaughedtodaydadjokeno7wins-awn56vz61c7rts2t1ymh</guid><category><![CDATA[dadjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[robwillmann]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2021 03:51:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2YRZBi4FZVHeN43Ww4nD9JjwTNRdAE9aL8S6CyVFCvmtwz3Wun6YPqYSFfWrfT1Szm3SP2egimtwHkJKN6b6PtaJJuy6rEN18UW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>