<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 00:49:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/daily-joke/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"]]></title><description><![CDATA["Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@bitcoinistic/cop-on-horse-says-to-little-girl-on-bike-did-santa-get-you-that</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@bitcoinistic/cop-on-horse-says-to-little-girl-on-bike-did-santa-get-you-that</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bitcoinistic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2017 06:06:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYCZyekMmYxVSiLEZyckA8cirMYNiLEpZkCz9YEmo62tqqCg39Xe8NqAJJYPMziNc3Mkn6sLkVC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day #5 - Sunday time]]></title><description><![CDATA[How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same? They can both smell it, but they can't taste it!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@joykit/joke-of-the-day-5-sunday-time</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@joykit/joke-of-the-day-5-sunday-time</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joykit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2017 14:11:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCiaxZmdb555hkjecmqomntNdRp7jgAGacX4mSyDdcgbyPEwypeMa4kR9yG3oLK4LwmSwtkawPGgpQEsBDRvTdoFaSEbWUTsJyZQBxSSvmTHpUPCTRSQEeLDPTf2Le?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day #4 - It's Friday!]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man and a boy were walking in the woods. The little boy says: "I'm scared" and the man replies "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@joykit/joke-of-the-day-4-it-s-friday</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@joykit/joke-of-the-day-4-it-s-friday</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joykit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2017 15:27:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCiaxZmdb555hkjecmqomntNdRp7jgAGacX4mSyDdcgbyPEwypeMa4kR9yG3oLK4LwmSwtkawPGgpQEsBDRvTdoFaSEbWUTsJyZQBxSSvmTHpUPCTRSQEeLDPTf2Le?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day #3 - Thursday!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@joykit/joke-of-the-day-3-thursday</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@joykit/joke-of-the-day-3-thursday</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joykit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2017 14:40:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCiaxZmdb555hkjecmqomntNdRp7jgAGacX4mSyDdcgbyPEwypeMa4kR9yG3oLK4LwmSwtkawPGgpQEsBDRvTdoFaSEbWUTsJyZQBxSSvmTHpUPCTRSQEeLDPTf2Le?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day #2 - Wednesday!]]></title><description><![CDATA[When playing tug of war with a 2yo, it's best to remember they're pulling really really hard and holy shit they travel fast when you let go!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@joykit/joke-of-the-day-2-wednesday</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@joykit/joke-of-the-day-2-wednesday</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joykit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2017 09:23:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNiLjGZRcHnqP32K8CG1W5DZKJLLiHL8NAZ6em5vn4msNEujMCaA3g2gKRNMNkd3Cp9z2LbRjb?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>