<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 21:48:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/dark-humor/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Tiragens de humor controverso relativas ao "MC Quer Vinho"]]></title><description><![CDATA[Não me odeiem por isso. Se você tiver um voto sobrando... Vote em mim para Testemunha da Hive]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/pt/@fernandosoder/tiragens-de-humor-controverso-relativas-ao-mc-quer-vinho</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/pt/@fernandosoder/tiragens-de-humor-controverso-relativas-ao-mc-quer-vinho</guid><category><![CDATA[pt]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2021 19:00:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3RTd4iuWD6NUeJEn5AVrJUoyatFqBqfcCJi1N7UixR4g2KPKN7w8NpZJjsWDVzn133ud4qx9Gv2KxufbzntDzHL9hE1M8AgE9g2a6Dyshm7kGrDYVEtuLNBR7ZhZcRvjtK9dj4rup6WiVPbH4LBvTBxtbrgw6J22HN6NGVjZxDFmyx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What has 4 paws outside, 2 arms and 2 legs inside?
Answer: Goalkeeper  ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[What has 4 paws outside, 2 arms and 2 legs inside? Answer: Goalkeeper Bruno's dog. Reference: Soccer player who murdered ex-girlfriend and fed her to dogs to not pay child support. The case is almost 10]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@fernandosoder/2me1vrnw9mmhogkrqh7qvq</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@fernandosoder/2me1vrnw9mmhogkrqh7qvq</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2020 12:04:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jews in 1941-1944 Germany]]></title><description><![CDATA[[Removed] [Deleted] sorry]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/jews-1941-1944-germany</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/jews-1941-1944-germany</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bobskibob]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2020 10:36:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How do you get a nun pregnant?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dress her up like an altar boy source: my good friend LEE]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/how-do-you-get-a-nun-pregnant</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/how-do-you-get-a-nun-pregnant</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bobskibob]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2020 21:55:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[When is it okay to beat up a dwarf?]]></title><description><![CDATA[When he’s standing next to your girlfriend saying that her hair smells nice source: my very funny friend Lee]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/when-is-it-okay-to-beat-up-a-dwarf</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/when-is-it-okay-to-beat-up-a-dwarf</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bobskibob]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2020 21:48:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I still don't understand why barcodes are so fashionable in ethiopia]]></title><description><![CDATA[every house i visited have them hanging on their walls]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/i-still-don-t-understand-why-barcodes-are-so-fashionable-in-ethiopia</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/i-still-don-t-understand-why-barcodes-are-so-fashionable-in-ethiopia</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bobskibob]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 05:13:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[what do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle ]]></title><description><![CDATA[an optimist]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/what-do-you-call-a-fat-girl-with-a-rape-whistle</link><guid 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free account now very simple join this community share your best dark joke and get paid for it. take a look]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/earn-cryptocurrency-while-having-a-laugh</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/earn-cryptocurrency-while-having-a-laugh</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2020 12:50:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2923mN3pnd7PfoCxi33KmQBGRMVc3LuPSdqaxkc4VTC4w3DcqvmA77rg1HUd6L6LW1dZxw2vU7XkF3ypKxALQNAWrwMzabQxKeSu8vQozWSs18?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How do you get the number of a jewish girl ?]]></title><description><![CDATA[easy you roll up her sleeve works for guys too]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/how-do-you-get-the-number-of-a-jewish-girl</link><guid 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jaw]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/how-do-you-circumcise-a-hick</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/how-do-you-circumcise-a-hick</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bobskibob]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2020 17:02:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The votes are in]]></title><description><![CDATA[i run a poll if this community should be nsfw or sfw not many took part but thats good enough. unless something changes ill keep this community open. here are the results and the link to the poll]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/the-votes-are-in</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/the-votes-are-in</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2020 21:40:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure 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me]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/my-italian-teacher-asked-me-to-perform-an-oral-test-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/my-italian-teacher-asked-me-to-perform-an-oral-test-today</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2020 20:28:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[why did hitler kill himself]]></title><description><![CDATA[could not pay the gas bill old one :P]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/why-did-hitler-kill-himself</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/why-did-hitler-kill-himself</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2020 20:23:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why are they called feminists ?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Because the mad caw disease was already taken]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/why-are-they-called-feminists</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/why-are-they-called-feminists</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2020 10:08:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I really don't like the term "kidnapping"]]></title><description><![CDATA[i like to call it Surprise adoption]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/i-really-don-t-like-the-term-kidnapping</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/i-really-don-t-like-the-term-kidnapping</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2020 00:12:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Best way to avoid getting raped]]></title><description><![CDATA[just say yes]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/best-way-to-avoid-getting-raped</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/best-way-to-avoid-getting-raped</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2020 00:01:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I love HIVE so much so i told my dad, my uncle and my grandfather about it.]]></title><description><![CDATA[he signed up yesterday]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/i-love-hive-so-much-so-i-told-my-dad-my-uncle-and-my-grandfather-about-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/i-love-hive-so-much-so-i-told-my-dad-my-uncle-and-my-grandfather-about-it</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2020 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