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women : bad first doctor : your kid has red hair women : haha ok give me the good news doctor: he's dead]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/woman-after-a-very-long-labour</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/woman-after-a-very-long-labour</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2020 20:47:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My italian teacher asked me to perform an oral test today.]]></title><description><![CDATA[now the police wants to interview me]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/my-italian-teacher-asked-me-to-perform-an-oral-test-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@hive-161645/my-italian-teacher-asked-me-to-perform-an-oral-test-today</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2020 20:28:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What’s the only black thing in a redneck family?]]></title><description><![CDATA[The bruises on the wife.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/what-s-the-only-black-thing-in-a-redneck-family</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-161645/@bobskibob/what-s-the-only-black-thing-in-a-redneck-family</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-161645]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[bobskibob]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2020 21:55:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What were Michael J. 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