<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 01:47:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/dickjokes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[pissing contest]]></title><description><![CDATA["You should go to the bathroom more often," I say to the dude in the Avalanche sweater who ambles out of the john shortly after the team ties the game. "Did they score? I heard the commotion]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@corvidae/pissing-contest</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@corvidae/pissing-contest</guid><category><![CDATA[photography]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[corvidae]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2022 08:38:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGY5ssnCE4wXzkeAEXyVtgk1ApQTwHMTp6y5PvEo1yenn8vAK4c1aNkj7NHPFJoGDtQ5MmTs6vuEdKWKkW3mYtKqr64bxoecug2eK5aZvA2xoPTK7yLZF9uvLFAMx2j4xQjxLXtYBfRfp4cHyJcgpAU9GDG1U?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[New To SteemIt - Can You Help Me]]></title><description><![CDATA[I want to quit my job because I realize that working requires effort that I don't wish to put into anything anymore. My Mom says I am a failure and a NEET and an incel. How can I use this website in order]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@omicronpersei69/new-to-steemit-can-you-help-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@omicronpersei69/new-to-steemit-can-you-help-me</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[omicronpersei69]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2018 05:21:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Star Trek Doors]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's now 2017. I want my Star Trek doors, god dammit. Every broke-ass grocery store and outlet mall has whooshing automated glass sliding doors, Then when I get home I've got to operate this antique brass]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@soddenguru/the-star-trek-doors</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@soddenguru/the-star-trek-doors</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[soddenguru]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2017 20:06:45 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>