<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:00:08 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/dispatcher/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[911 Dispatchers Reveal the Dumbest Calls They’ve Ever Received]]></title><description><![CDATA[So you thought that you had to put up with idiots at work, did you? Well, you probably do. We all do. But most of us don't have to deal with the level of stupidity that 911 dispatchers do on a daily basis.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dispatcher/@zahid7861/911-dispatchers-reveal-the-dumbest-calls-they-ve-ever-received</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dispatcher/@zahid7861/911-dispatchers-reveal-the-dumbest-calls-they-ve-ever-received</guid><category><![CDATA[dispatcher]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[zahid7861]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2018 20:05:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYXP2AVJgQVFGdUmuyvQQuAuvoCgTj8fzAUpm7Bvjzq3itD2r86TfExxneXdLG7aiCtdiqKT9yg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Dog Ate My Homework]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here in dispatch we got all sorts of goodies this year in honor of Public Safety Telecommunications Week, much of it in the form of food from various appreciative members of the public. I especially liked]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dispatcher/@markrhunter/the-dog-ate-my-homework</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dispatcher/@markrhunter/the-dog-ate-my-homework</guid><category><![CDATA[dispatcher]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markrhunter]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2018 08:56:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVf3gWc83mcEUGmtdJWYpZK7pKjsC5bofPS6Q86M4HMJeXBja1VYwbbegAUTEPBYvkV4n6yEU6mctKin?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[All it takes is less than a second... and its done.]]></title><description><![CDATA[On the one hand, listening to a 911 call or dispatching police or fire rescue to that call can be very frightening, but to then see it for yourself is completely different. I'm a 911 police dispatcher,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/911/@masp3392/all-it-takes-is-less-than-a-second-and-its-done</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/911/@masp3392/all-it-takes-is-less-than-a-second-and-its-done</guid><category><![CDATA[911]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[masp3392]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2017 13:48:24 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>