<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:41:10 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/donthateme/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[A joke before bed: Why are Spartans terrible drivers?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Because they refuse to Yield 😏😏😏🤣🤣🤣 GET IT?!? Thank you, thank you... Enjoy your weekend - give me a follow for more ridiculousness, upcoming giveaways and Splinterlands insights!!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-13323/@captaindingus/a-joke-before-bed-why-are-spartans-terrible-drivers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-13323/@captaindingus/a-joke-before-bed-why-are-spartans-terrible-drivers</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-13323]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[captaindingus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2021 03:00:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pJD9LKQ1BG3NbSyKTowh8wnMyt99a7xDr4CQp54qAwc8ECNWLxjoResTyY8dQiKVU3rC34SzTjJuohgq4ZGjARG1GCqryfyLtxKycC6LMe9JSA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Do you know how...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you know how to tell when you're too fat and it's time to go on a diet? You get out of the shower and your legs are still dry! Do you know how to tell when you're girlfriend's too fat? She starts fitting]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-103273/@unklebonehead/do-you-know-how</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-103273/@unklebonehead/do-you-know-how</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-103273]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[unklebonehead]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2020 14:54:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Come in Peace]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two things I know about Steemit... I love it It can, should, and needs to be much better I've been around just long enough now to know more about what can be better (#2). So I'll be sharing my thoughts]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/disclaimer/@seanlloyd/i-come-in-peace</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/disclaimer/@seanlloyd/i-come-in-peace</guid><category><![CDATA[disclaimer]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[seanlloyd]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2018 15:13:42 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>