<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 21 May 2026 21:26:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/farted/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[I Farted Once: Episode I]]></title><description><![CDATA[I farted once. It hurt, she was my first kiss. She heard it, she ran off, I cried. I farted once. It got me a job. I was wearing a very nice suit when the sphincter let loose. The other guy waiting for]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/farted/@rambler69/i-farted-once-episode-i</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/farted/@rambler69/i-farted-once-episode-i</guid><category><![CDATA[farted]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rambler69]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 19:49:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/EEEoA8oLaAxvDZG9qYrsSvDqYeABF1GqkXYm2VenCLGhFBQ72ypDSD3mrRYX9TzikMs38fcrbx7G1AHNb7uGy4iAQGuqcqa6jcXCn3KbMaXwnsNFhxjPSvm2BnL36CxCJcN4hA1BruXh4pz3fNyDg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Just farted]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/just/@alonerider/just-farted</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/just/@alonerider/just-farted</guid><category><![CDATA[just]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[alonerider]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2017 20:20:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/MvwLKy3SfvJwXFKCRMDAFrt961VSFamWoCggaDVyx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>