<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 09:33:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/florida-man/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Back to Florida we go!   Man unsuccessfully tries to evade SWAT by jumping from 2nd floor]]></title><description><![CDATA[I am not a criminal. I have been to court twice in my life and it was always as a witness for the prosecution. While I am not exactly a super law-abiding citizen I guess I have the good graces of not doing]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/back-to-florida-we-go-man-unsuccessfully-tries-to-evade-swat-by-jumping-from-2nd-floor</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/back-to-florida-we-go-man-unsuccessfully-tries-to-evade-swat-by-jumping-from-2nd-floor</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jun 2023 05:04:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPZKx6APiMXBoScLV7cz579tng9yvE4MCgCmH1FnMTrfgxHUkfcxipD4A1waXrfWBxku9oh9yqg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Florida man accused of animal cruelty drinks detergent to avoid jail time]]></title><description><![CDATA[It didn't work. The guy is in jail right now. Ah Florida man. Such a treasure trove of completely crazy news stories involving the police. Most of these stories are harmless enough and involve meth heads]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-accused-of-animal-cruelty-drinks-detergent-to-avoid-jail-time</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-accused-of-animal-cruelty-drinks-detergent-to-avoid-jail-time</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2022 05:03:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQNJub2yshpm7vzm2YyXZ3nXTkAZrJiUh5N1GVg5kVJxkgWySdbVbRaTWZarKyEUCdGuJZtSL78?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Florida cop tases man covered in gasoline]]></title><description><![CDATA[Florida Man stories are not just limited to the meth-addled Wal-Mart types but extends to other aspects of society as well. The details of why the officer on the scene thought it was a good idea to tackle]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-cop-tases-man-covered-in-gasoline</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-cop-tases-man-covered-in-gasoline</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2022 23:36:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPEYitGez7SfgAAiGA1eRCLC6CdUXZqX8XTmLSryhX4vCe9pcbjKoyqFAXVfDe7WzyGbfaC1NH4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Florida Man strikes again:  "High speed" chase on a riding lawnmower ends in arrest]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Florida Man sensation is an endless source of entertainment for people like me who enjoy seeing the stories of seriously dumb criminals. This story takes us to a small community called Holt, Florida.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-strikes-again-high-speed-chase-on-a-riding-lawnmower-ends-in-arrest</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-strikes-again-high-speed-chase-on-a-riding-lawnmower-ends-in-arrest</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2022 06:10:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNyfE5MAdxQB2sVVstyRxLGLig8jJv17rweDnSDDNpoTkY4abjiFLzqbsgxLkZ14mLvUg8CUMJv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA["Gee!  I wonder if she is on meth?"  arrest in, you guessed it, Florida]]></title><description><![CDATA[Florida is an endless treasure-trove of hilarity as far as law-enforcement is concerned. The crimes committed by the seemingly nutso population is relatively harmless but never fails to amuse. Go ahead]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/gee-i-wonder-if-she-is-on-meth-arrest-in-you-guessed-it-florida</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/gee-i-wonder-if-she-is-on-meth-arrest-in-you-guessed-it-florida</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2022 01:54:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQSMw2Sj8ndF6VVEYtwHfww2cFWyYDJdu6SxXSybWyUr7b1UGGyz2kDToEpcpXNmxfscf8zUhae?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Florida Man strikes again!  Calls 911 too many times and gets arrested for it]]></title><description><![CDATA[You've probably already heard about the "Florida Man" game and if you haven't this is how it is done: You type in your birthday (not the year) and "florida man" into your search engine]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-strikes-again-calls-911-too-many-times-and-gets-arrested-for-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-strikes-again-calls-911-too-many-times-and-gets-arrested-for-it</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2022 03:49:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPKNJ84yk825SEkVajgfWGoPFxxJptvmjUE66Qvm4J7Rx2qoNMzTMtbskXipMrYF3Vinajy7nox?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cancer Free Since January. Credit Goes to Cannabis.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Florida man cures cancer with Cannabis he grew himself in his own back yard. Truly amazing perseverance from this man and the amazing medicine which is cannabis saved his life. Too bad the bureaucrats]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-195708/@phusionphil/cancer-free-since-january-credit-goes-to-cannabis</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-195708/@phusionphil/cancer-free-since-january-credit-goes-to-cannabis</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-195708]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[phusionphil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2020 07:51:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA["Floridiano vestido como ...]]></title><description><![CDATA["Floridiano vestido como versão nazista de personagem de anime foi preso por arremessar balões."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@fernandosoder/alda469ucztl67zvf4ackfmhzzqqje8e</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@fernandosoder/alda469ucztl67zvf4ackfmhzzqqje8e</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2020 14:41:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bioweapon.]]></title><description><![CDATA[| In meme we trust]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/memestagram/@fernandosoder/re--memestagram-20200228t162852817z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/memestagram/@fernandosoder/re--memestagram-20200228t162852817z</guid><category><![CDATA[memestagram]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2020 16:28:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgn8AFNXFFi6HW4vz2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Those are the facts.]]></title><description><![CDATA[| In meme we trust]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/memestagram/@fernandosoder/re--memestagram-20191024t033223797z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/memestagram/@fernandosoder/re--memestagram-20191024t033223797z</guid><category><![CDATA[memestagram]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[fernandosoder]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2019 03:32:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgn9RTubqWbHLH2Vwt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Florida man challenge: Why so many crazy stories come out of the state - CNN]]></title><description><![CDATA[Florida has earned a reputation for being home to some colorful characters -- most notably the "Florida man." 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