<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 14:36:59 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/foxworthy/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Have you ever been too drunk to fish?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I believe that this is a comedy line from Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" that took the world by storm about 20 years ago or so. Drinking and going fishing are two things that go hand]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-139358/@beelzebubba/have-you-ever-been-too-drunk-to-fish</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-139358/@beelzebubba/have-you-ever-been-too-drunk-to-fish</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-139358]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[beelzebubba]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2025 01:55:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8DAuGnTQCLptZgjHUrRAJGcW4y1D4A5QVJJ7zjzqqKdfVHSS6NapSCC6HxKWdTpV2K91XYhCGc26j5AtJ2kbs86ZVbYJcwT2w4XKb6nwnT6ZGvs1GbL4sRc4xaE5GEz4UZ1UZXhwg4z3EqF2XkJcGEoeEPX2iMddWuQhrUrNkDk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If the ONLY reason you still have a Facebook, Twitter,  or Linked-in Account is so that you can share your Steemit posts there....  then you might have a Steemit Account.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Inspired by this Post by @comedyopenmic You might have a Steemit Account if.... If the ONLY reason you still have a Facebook, Twitter, or Linked in Account is so that you can share your Steemit posts there]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@offgridlife/if-the-only-reason-you-still-have-a-facebook-twitter-or-linked-in-account-is-that-you-can-share-your-steemit-posts-then-you</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@offgridlife/if-the-only-reason-you-still-have-a-facebook-twitter-or-linked-in-account-is-that-you-can-share-your-steemit-posts-then-you</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[offgridlife]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2018 05:28:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g774G2LPx8CTVHrbGQ778Sw45DBMcdCeEFsifCT9xyWZVYPj8aJCjjV8HLhpf9VkAMt43vcmohLMss3NUpkLcZvX8gpm8aAE6KPdRjMKtFSyULUjVb3Wbdimk3Er7fUvYHRm7STahbaJQ2yrMWZc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Might Have a Steemit Account If... ComedyOpenMic Round 10 - Upvote Give Away!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Many of you are familiar with the “You might be a Redneck,” series of jokes made famous by Blue Collar Comedian Jeff Foxworthy. I would like all of you to join in and submit ideas for You Might Have a]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/you-might-have-a-steemit-account-if</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/you-might-have-a-steemit-account-if</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2018 07:28:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gute Analyse chronisch unzufriedener Menschen.......]]></title><description><![CDATA[,,Jeff Foxworthy, Comedian: „Es ist seltsam – man darf über Katholiken Witze machen, den Papst durch den Kakao ziehen, über Juden, Christen, Iren, Italiener, Polen und weiß Gott über wen lachen, aber über]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/islam/@clausmallorca/gute-analyse-chronisch-unzufriedener-menschen</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/islam/@clausmallorca/gute-analyse-chronisch-unzufriedener-menschen</guid><category><![CDATA[islam]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[clausmallorca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 10:27:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Might Be a Robot]]></title><description><![CDATA[<iframe width="560" height="315" src=" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe> Everything else is going to be overtaken by machines, will entertainers]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/machines/@ronpurteetv/you-might-be-a-robot</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/machines/@ronpurteetv/you-might-be-a-robot</guid><category><![CDATA[machines]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ronpurteetv]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2018 22:39:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eH8SVUFz78xzbETx4A9S77ZN9iT6q1hAMYi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>