<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 00:27:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/fredspapers/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Memories At The Pony]]></title><description><![CDATA[A week ago, I was hanging on the Asbury Park boardwalk with my grandchildren and these wild memories were flooding my head. Although I grew up in the Bronx, I have spent many a summer down the Jersey Shore.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/thestonepony/@domgreg/memories-at-the-pony</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/thestonepony/@domgreg/memories-at-the-pony</guid><category><![CDATA[thestonepony]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[domgreg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2025 18:12:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCbee5hzZJ19X4yXc7wYc7pYNX3YtoP388dLjNijWeqmrXdXdkuTbUC8Y6T7PoRDCM84UCUkcfhPsvUr9REMeY1GJCHd3E5zBXzBfDofi98m3KZJX1V8pBh66UNEKg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Welcome To The Uncertain Zeros]]></title><description><![CDATA[{This piece as written when 1999 was getting ready to become 2000. It is reprinted from FRED's Papers' December 30th, 1999 issue.} The champagne glasses are filled and raised.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@domgreg/welcome-to-the-uncertain-zeros</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@domgreg/welcome-to-the-uncertain-zeros</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[domgreg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2019 20:01:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovsyfniKPP6v6kKGSbbd2tUAgMRhXayb3kDPm82V9YfQUxhiNh4Y22VqQEBUCeCrg2LQ9TYrThLZ2GLNuLsQ7h77t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jersey Shore Gets Goosed]]></title><description><![CDATA[{The following is a piece of satire that I wrote for FRED's Papers' November 4, 1999 issue. The amazing thing is that we received calls from the Geese Police. They were upset about the portrayal of their]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/geese/@domgreg/jersey-shore-gets-goosed</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/geese/@domgreg/jersey-shore-gets-goosed</guid><category><![CDATA[geese]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[domgreg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2019 22:57:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7258xSVeJbKkzXhyseBP4PYz11eBDT8sW2oR1a4vfVFS6Hu8CnMqTVR86wC5iehSqKTYTU2ertHTXobY7C3vSrkPX6UBJPD9BiHbW5uCP2qoeA1LB8z5CDt6FCHEPkmkUop8Kg52RHwCr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's Back!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Since January 1st, there have been at least fifteen reported incidents in Monmouth County of strange hoof-prints on local properties. Experts have described the prints to match those of a "2-limbed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jerseydevil/@domgreg/it-s-back</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jerseydevil/@domgreg/it-s-back</guid><category><![CDATA[jerseydevil]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[domgreg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2019 20:16:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovu1ZNzRaE4npvuAkSfUQdVXAjWASRadGqBDmNQ3Ws9t8Wm5AmCqACJ5si8wGfDspWrJEfX6kPsMiZCp6myttSLyL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>