<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 02:07:06 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/freepatrick/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Getting fined for calling while driving (and other first world disasters)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Call not while you drive For the copper shall fine you And it's all your fault So besides the "but I was fined last week" "It was just one call" Spare it, excuses man That's the excuse]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@justpatrick/getting-fined-for-calling-while-driving-and-other-first-world-disasters</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@justpatrick/getting-fined-for-calling-while-driving-and-other-first-world-disasters</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[justpatrick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2017 19:53:48 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>