<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 09:33:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/funny-news/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Florida man accused of animal cruelty drinks detergent to avoid jail time]]></title><description><![CDATA[It didn't work. The guy is in jail right now. Ah Florida man. Such a treasure trove of completely crazy news stories involving the police. Most of these stories are harmless enough and involve meth heads]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-accused-of-animal-cruelty-drinks-detergent-to-avoid-jail-time</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-accused-of-animal-cruelty-drinks-detergent-to-avoid-jail-time</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2022 05:03:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQNJub2yshpm7vzm2YyXZ3nXTkAZrJiUh5N1GVg5kVJxkgWySdbVbRaTWZarKyEUCdGuJZtSL78?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man breaks world record for river travel in a pumpkin]]></title><description><![CDATA[I don't know if you have ever had a look at the Guinness book of World Records but it's a pretty amazing thing to keep on your coffee table and is probably one of the only annual books that is actually]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/man-breaks-world-record-for-river-travel-in-a-pumpkin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/man-breaks-world-record-for-river-travel-in-a-pumpkin</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2022 14:35:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQWqddYQZMU5oQJ11X58HKqzr7ehE4jFgddGY866j1mGpA6XBirPvhWY3QbrQxffNoouwn5KbTC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Florida man bravely warns government about war between aliens and dragons.... in a stolen truck]]></title><description><![CDATA[There's something in the water down there in Florida, my money is on that "something" being meth mixed in with a tinge of mental illness. In a recent "Florida Man" story a brave patriot]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-bravely-warns-government-about-war-between-aliens-and-dragons-in-a-stolen-truck</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-bravely-warns-government-about-war-between-aliens-and-dragons-in-a-stolen-truck</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2022 01:50:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQHCBqSiNTQghJ2wV3Rwa5ukDPDyRhExcx26xcVG2sTGXw1RTWTeymMLMcymnsVnQQZmmdDoxUW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Florida Man strikes again.  Armed father seeks to harm son over a hedgehog dispute]]></title><description><![CDATA[The details of the latest "Florida Man" story are not very concise because nothing of note actually happened other than the usual crazy Florida stuff. I don't know what it is about that state]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-strikes-again-armed-father-seeks-to-harm-son-over-a-hedgehog-dispute</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-110786/@dumb-news/florida-man-strikes-again-armed-father-seeks-to-harm-son-over-a-hedgehog-dispute</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-110786]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dumb-news]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2022 06:43:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPKJCVBFGx4ZPqm7VNtk6hU4i7FYCUCaZqCQh8SzGAny2RABQgEpWCAdTdf4McZW4k8nTQ848Er?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>