<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 18:13:40 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/funny-notfunny/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[How My Uncles Almost Scared Star Wars out of Me: Their Idea of a Practical Joke [Part 2]]]></title><description><![CDATA[When I last left you in Part 1, I introduced you to my “jokester” uncles and the events and tormenting that led up to this final event. Brace yourself. Edit: Streamian somehow lost my post in the ether,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@nickmorphew/how-my-uncles-almost-scared-star-wars-out-of-me-their-idea-of-a-practical-joke-part-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@nickmorphew/how-my-uncles-almost-scared-star-wars-out-of-me-their-idea-of-a-practical-joke-part-2</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nickmorphew]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2018 09:48:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYceHK9sN8iK1EZfycQVZvktfXLRSQSLUF5aNMNuvC9jCnTpK6UfFWhYfanG46rqZShsVukKyGa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>