<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 13:11:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/funnynotfunny/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Wanna Make God Laugh...?]]></title><description><![CDATA[saying: "Wanna make God laugh? Tell him your plans." me: "God, I plan on being single for the rest of my life." God: "Ok. Ask & receive, you forever-lonely fool. 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Despite the marshmallow feet i managed to get in 7.5k steps!! Hopefully when this is all over i will clock much more!! Time to get some rest and gives]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/actifit/@mimismartypants/actifit-mimismartypants-20181130t215908895z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/actifit/@mimismartypants/actifit-mimismartypants-20181130t215908895z</guid><category><![CDATA[actifit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mimismartypants]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2018 21:59:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/ADdPNihJzmPcLkHtjKRVWu2N2uvBRfNLKJYb8XFwRwR9UwX4KBUqgagZ5KmRyCqugwVvoJ7sK6XoxSywEVxL1wuX7?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The math of getting to 1 billion users at 10,000 users a day]]></title><description><![CDATA[10,000 users a day, it would take 273 years to reach a billion users. 2 years we would need 1369863 accounts a day]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/mightbecrying/@thedegensloth/the-math-of-getting-to-1-billion-users-at-10-000-users-a-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/mightbecrying/@thedegensloth/the-math-of-getting-to-1-billion-users-at-10-000-users-a-day</guid><category><![CDATA[mightbecrying]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thedegensloth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2018 03:40:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pEPvDbJDzhdNXM7mjt1tbr2kM3X28F6SraZfrZNrPwN2DdwhXoP8jncQzJSr2K6jYmoFQbaTCCjmBCfsimfWh6cAAsGxUwV5vZCz7C2nVBvWAa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tales from the dark side of retail]]></title><description><![CDATA[I dislike talking on the phone and working in a bookstore has made me start to view the telephone as an instrument of torture. I think that some people have the philosophy: "have telephone, why not]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@nikv/tales-from-the-dark-side-of-retail</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@nikv/tales-from-the-dark-side-of-retail</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nikv]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2018 17:09:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovt2LCX2w4fSymFt4noqidYycpnrU7FXVwEQrhoqP2GH5QnqqMe8kYKQT7BLtq5cGXjUQHDxT8jKQDCPUfyFnDsqG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You Gotta Have Guts...Unless your guts are diseased pieces of garbage.]]></title><description><![CDATA[May is IBD awareness month. Crohn’s disease and Ulcerative Colitis are the two diseases that are collectively referred to as Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD). These diseases (which are not to be confused]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/ibd-awareness/@veckinon/you-gotta-have-guts-unless-your-guts-are-diseased-pieces-of-garbage</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/ibd-awareness/@veckinon/you-gotta-have-guts-unless-your-guts-are-diseased-pieces-of-garbage</guid><category><![CDATA[ibd-awareness]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[veckinon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2018 07:55:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiGEw1xifwYz2xp7RJEnNpBZq7dn2K5zrKvEgovfEtimQxYLDnNgmwtoqzGyErhJ5wLtLF1dNFeFbbnFu7G6B5V9JgzKmkPTggXrY1Dmi4GbzyGoG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I TOOK HIS JOB... [#FUNNYNOTFUNNY]]]></title><description><![CDATA[View post on dMania MAKE LIGHT OF SITUATIONS TO SHED LIGHT ON THEM... DON'T MELT... SNOWFLAKES.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@voyceatlas/i-took-his-job-funnynotfunny-zg1hbmlh-bh90r</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@voyceatlas/i-took-his-job-funnynotfunny-zg1hbmlh-bh90r</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[voyceatlas]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2018 22:16:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/mXkfdToSwHy8dQN8hFYnCsV9cL9GAb41pNFo6jChtiHoGmPbLxQM84cRdpYnsGtCncrCeRH5N97PMiQFs9Xxsz74HDxzuU3ztLMZbxKxq?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kim Jong-Un Reacts to Trump's Statement With a Song ?]]></title><description><![CDATA[#FunnyNotFunny !!!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@thinkngrowsteem/kim-jong-un-reacts-to-trump-s-statement-with-a-song</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@thinkngrowsteem/kim-jong-un-reacts-to-trump-s-statement-with-a-song</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[thinkngrowsteem]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2017 23:19:42 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>