<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 14:15:51 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/funnystory/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[little about fish / bit more about spiders ]]></title><description><![CDATA[I've already shared our little aquarium kingdom once here, so these are a few new photos. This time I focused only on the part with that unusually shaped piece of wood. 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This is a publication based on the suggested topic proposed in the Hive Learners community through]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-153850/@manclar/my-broomstick-battle-a-night-of-alcohol-fueled-mayhem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-153850/@manclar/my-broomstick-battle-a-night-of-alcohol-fueled-mayhem</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-153850]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[manclar]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Aug 2024 18:31:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/26uUsAjKTsXCDw7zixZR182JbFKvgzJ9YwsFpTVcRaGCmsqhA1unTgpqwjyAur4dVNeTxHUipvDAySYaXx8fSypbCnc4fzepXzRFVXH4gCq9RXD79vQZCMZSEVSKX3viXYRWy2HjiB7q8m9EA3ZgRLxige8T8chboo5BQA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[JEEPNEY STORY WITH AFAM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yung jowa kong shine bright like a diamon nung una kong nasipat sa airport. Na love at first sight ang ante niyo pero hindi yan ang kwento. Sabi niya sakto lang ang dala niyang pera sa pang renta sa condo]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@antefunny/jeepney-story-with-afam</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@antefunny/jeepney-story-with-afam</guid><category><![CDATA[funnystory]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[antefunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2024 19:06:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/26uUsAjKTsXCDw7zixZR182JbFKvgzJ9YwsFpTVcRaGCmsqhA1unTgpqNQcyF46C9AwRudatjEDiAKovnRUmu1YkbUFAMSJz4sFmxZ1MVzAoNjoKNQeZ12ADntbX5XXC1RczPG4eWPJTHphc6VehBnPqoGLpVVHQfRsCPG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Berto ang lalaking blessed chapter 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[CHAPTER 4 Isang linggo na nang magpasya si Bertong lisanin ang looban at makipagsapalaran sa kabilang baranggay. May nakapag sabi sa kanya na medyo maganda ang bigayan sa palengke doon. Nakahanap naman]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@antefunny/berto-ang-lalaking-blessed-sf6hd3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@antefunny/berto-ang-lalaking-blessed-sf6hd3</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[antefunny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2024 15:54:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I was a miserable bully ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello dear, welcome back. source When you want to hear a funny story, then you have come to the right place. This is me and this is my real life story. Being funny could be my second name. I did a lot]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-153850/@adaezeinchrist/i-was-a-miserable-bully</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-153850/@adaezeinchrist/i-was-a-miserable-bully</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-153850]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[adaezeinchrist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2023 19:09:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVPgRCnRzbu6rj6tCWHWVCA9ZaKB4Zpovf4hyPspCwmVgZaAo87WMoc6aVNr4AknFfpBsy1a2NNC5E8UCWZuDBJcN1fyNcnZMtV34LFzdCTVdj2UqYS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Muscles from Brussels]]></title><description><![CDATA[It was just another day at the gym, or so I thought. I had just finished a grueling set of squats and was catching my breath when I noticed something odd happening at the weight rack. There was a man standing]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@jokopow/the-muscles-from-brussels</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@jokopow/the-muscles-from-brussels</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-164166]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jokopow]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2023 18:24:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/26uUsAjKTsXCDw7zixZR182JbFKvgzJ9YwsFpTVcRaGCmsqhA1unTgpqoXR3u7VD51Z5eQbNQPjEdkVGS3Nf1AbEsPSZQP7MqkooyuTjdcatDJptN8DuowfjmWT3cj26bcbiXTVJxF1Pkoo9g6HjbTorYh4DJRVVCyTrmU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The time the aliens stole my battery]]></title><description><![CDATA[I used to be a truck driver long time ago. I filmed weddings too. On the old days there was no roads and one time dark at night I was driving on a rocky mountain road. As I was driving my truck just stopped]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-196037/@old-man-chu58/tbdxt2xzgp3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-196037/@old-man-chu58/tbdxt2xzgp3</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-196037]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[old-man-chu58]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2022 18:22:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4qEixipsxSf1NbXf3traZgrR5Suyr779AoQmv1jghk6HWMAdy5eHPJMD7TFmxts7mx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The old man to prostitute: I won’t be able to…]]></title><description><![CDATA[Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his dck and fcks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes. 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Because this story is a little]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-101587/@dedigobelz/butterfly-and-funny-story</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-101587/@dedigobelz/butterfly-and-funny-story</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-101587]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dedigobelz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2020 12:25:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvCMJTX7owVraYPfm6Wq14fwSDXBpKpqQ1g9FwBB7QSdoMgf9p92BwgzQz9p92w1rHCPb3unKwTZuwqpHsWN5igrLa9S7QXKWKPF4HA6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[#1 The Days of my College Series]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello Everyone. It’s time to PICK UP THE MIC to tell you about "The day I got the Admission in my College". HERE's HOW THE STORY BEGINS........ It was the D-day. Today I will get to know the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/collegelife/@rahulsut/1-the-days-of-my-college-series</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/collegelife/@rahulsut/1-the-days-of-my-college-series</guid><category><![CDATA[collegelife]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rahulsut]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2020 07:51:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP35bVGjGoE93K3E4U5KX8KtMBJ2rga1uHKERB67pSe5D1FTohxq3hfkkTHUCKwKLkFtAU3hQduoKgERnx4n1S3eh1snz1Cx11bYpQW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Funny Story and Behind The Photo (nr9): Let's Bring some FUN to HIVE]]></title><description><![CDATA[The #fun and #funny tags are almost empty; So lets do something about that!... What better than to launch a new challenge "My Funny Childhood Story"... And why not combining this one with an]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-148441/@edje/my-funny-story-and-behind-the-photo-nr9-let-s-bring-some-fun-to-hive</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-148441/@edje/my-funny-story-and-behind-the-photo-nr9-let-s-bring-some-fun-to-hive</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-148441]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[edje]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2020 16:15:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2k7TU6R7D8hFGyjkSsQhgsENDTXpow2TkJZYoY9LowJzfRFWgoUk1DzKJW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny story about a laptop]]></title><description><![CDATA[In Smederevo every Sunday I go to the flea market and watch interesting things. We are walking around the flea market and my friend sees an old lap top. He takes his hands to look at him better, and I]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/oldlaptop/@sniki003/funny-story-about-a-laptop</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/oldlaptop/@sniki003/funny-story-about-a-laptop</guid><category><![CDATA[oldlaptop]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sniki003]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2019 21:36:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9WrB1d7a63iXJF7jYFCPEgfz4pxcnopLXaFQn6s6NoheykTj5pWD1gcY4jLWZWxtYkWkePaEcUfMeo8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Come my lil fishies: I shall feed thee]]></title><description><![CDATA[tis the way of the gods- and by Zuess, do it will be the way of my home! That was what I was screaming at a hamburger while naked- on all fours. Like the nasty old whale- I too have worth while snacks]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@novus-locus/come-my-lil-fishies-i-shall-feed-thee</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@novus-locus/come-my-lil-fishies-i-shall-feed-thee</guid><category><![CDATA[funnystory]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[novus-locus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2019 03:33:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4HFqJv9qRjVeVQzX3gvDHytNF793bg88B7fESPieLQ8dxHmz4Cu3UtZ3kYffpZ832zB5PEMp2mbHptVnbXsEwW8XR6GVkKNFBCgsWoF5zGwwFpmg8GA5JQQt5ALmCwZwhyDavJx6hoEtdnfsgDGfCuqaAXUw8ZHPeP8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Biblical problems these days around here...  Snakes in heaven! 😁 And my ninja cat 🐱‍👤]]></title><description><![CDATA[What to do when a snake tries to sneak in your heaven? Look at her - straight in the eyes! Than send a message without a word... BAM!!! WATCH YOUR HEAD! 😎 This is a warning to all the poisonous tongues]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@mika-ella/biblical-problems-these-days-around-here-snakes-in-heaven-and-my-ninja-cat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@mika-ella/biblical-problems-these-days-around-here-snakes-in-heaven-and-my-ninja-cat</guid><category><![CDATA[funnystory]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mika-ella]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2019 14:05:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovoGwrLipZmpxtwNZqQqup1jbhM2gj1SdFvkDv8QuRDNCPWKXSqQUUzArep55RZtCpsPoVY9s71MKqEA6RPKNDsQz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Half a year later... Did you missed me? 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And the creator]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@mika-ella/half-a-year-later-did-you-missed-me-i-brought-you-some-exclusive-photos-from-fashion-week-in-my-garden-this-model-stole-the-show</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@mika-ella/half-a-year-later-did-you-missed-me-i-brought-you-some-exclusive-photos-from-fashion-week-in-my-garden-this-model-stole-the-show</guid><category><![CDATA[funnystory]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mika-ella]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2019 01:00:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovVgqXsVx9UyNY5HYgrHH7fDDCknwqSiMrkc7U9pnCz5TYSyU57WtZwSkcLfejqo5GbMYUoVnPAPyrFHG7KsWrYNJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I’m Back! with a Double Classic!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Steemit shall rise again Lets get it my Steemians! I haven’t been active for a few weeks but i’m happy to be back! ~(i was off steeemit for a few weeks: the gosh darn US federal government folks! They]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@novus-locus/i-m-back-with-a-double-classic</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@novus-locus/i-m-back-with-a-double-classic</guid><category><![CDATA[funnystory]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[novus-locus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2019 02:10:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4HFqJv9qRjVeVQzX3gvDHytNF793bg88B7fESPieLQ8dxJ29FatxZX7CHnTe3TsfV3q4MSq3Dm9tSQ1ATsLBSFQ1KoRvLFpGV8KDssGKmGoFTtNvNAcZz2N4EFaz4HmFhSq53sK9b7Kkx85KNmwXtvzfgzWnaBQdyin?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedy Kills (pussies)]]></title><description><![CDATA[from Long island to Brooklyn and Manhattan New York has been an integral part of the Comedy scene- and a gateway into a comic career. 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I opened with a line i had frantically scribbled down shortly before performing- Hello folks]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@novus-locus/new-video-coming-soon-progress</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnystory/@novus-locus/new-video-coming-soon-progress</guid><category><![CDATA[funnystory]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[novus-locus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2019 15:12:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4HFqJv9qRjVeVQzX3gvDHytNF793bg88B7fESPieLQ8dxJ4quUcj6uPTYm9pDNS5eVLKRUfbrGk6nDmohkUTGy5GjdsBMT5XMczoTRDiWJm8frCsbGmLaSLi1tqmRCrAS2R67tLLDHEC3BFrUicpJH4yYLRcYQvffYi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Raising support for original content creativity!]]></title><description><![CDATA[As a standup comedian, one of the most frequently asked questions I get is ”What is on your mind when your on stage?” Calling all Original Content Creators from visual art to writing- Comedy and Filmmaking-]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedymeme/@novus-locus/raising-support-for-original-content-creativity</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedymeme/@novus-locus/raising-support-for-original-content-creativity</guid><category><![CDATA[comedymeme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[novus-locus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2019 15:59:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4HFqJv9qRjVeVQzX3gvDHytNF793bg88B7fESPieLQ8dxJ3KVDW9pGfyWQ12UE91xmwMPG892Zsno7RPx8pwXg68QLLzAwhDF36uM6SKaEqDfiA8krCjpPf1MGbSBcKKtxcYCkWKQNfs2EDs7MxiN3ZjcorEwAsTxbg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Banksy Street Artist- SPOTTED in NY! (video)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Like Street Art? Murals? How about the work of Banksy? That’s a serious question. I have no evidence it was the infamous ”Banksy” responsible for painting that wall, BUT..... ....something tells me it]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyskit/@novus-locus/banksy-street-artist-spotted-in-ny</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyskit/@novus-locus/banksy-street-artist-spotted-in-ny</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyskit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[novus-locus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2019 07:24:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eAGL7FkuZU98G9u7itqwhRn8S1EQxcjynxW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>