<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 23:34:56 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/hassanjokes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's two friends who are in a bar, they are full to the eyes then one says to the other: - '' Tell me man, how much does a fart weigh? '' The other looks at him, thinks and answers: - '' Bha it's gas it]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnyjokes/@hassanben/7c9mfc-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnyjokes/@hassanben/7c9mfc-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funnyjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hassanben]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2018 13:14:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4W3i2hyrJTVfKtN19uEME66UEia6zeQa8tkPMJY1Aek6D2AZb58?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes ]]></title><description><![CDATA[The director of an asylum is waiting for the delivery of a new cabinet for his office, located on the ground floor. 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Two days later, she asks Toto: - Toto, can you explain to me why you did exactly the same wording as your brother,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnyjokes/@hassanben/jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnyjokes/@hassanben/jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funnyjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hassanben]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2018 00:33:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4W3i2hyrJTVfNX5WGj256kifA12dNmMVdyVSbn2pnJQ3D7neX98?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[In an office, a secretary says to her blonde colleague: What am I tired at the moment? I would take a few days of vacation, but the boss will never want! So, before he sees us, I'll hang on to the ceiling]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnyjokes/@hassanben/funny-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnyjokes/@hassanben/funny-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funnyjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hassanben]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2017 19:08:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4W3i2hyrJTVfNX5WGj256kifA12dNmMVdyVSbn2pnJQ3D7neX98?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[fart in the train]]></title><description><![CDATA[   In a train compartment, a guy accidentally drops a fart. He does not disassemble himself, and he joins his two hands, crossing his fingers and slapping his palms together to imitate the sound]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funnyjokes/@hassanben/fart-in-the-train</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funnyjokes/@hassanben/fart-in-the-train</guid><category><![CDATA[funnyjokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hassanben]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2017 12:36:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4W3i2hyrJTVfWRE1dCPEikbDurQCX8CG9DifaybHpoHqkMpLrdt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[funny jokes : bus driver and toto]]></title><description><![CDATA[Toto sitting right behind the bus driver began to recite: -If my father was a rooster and my mother a hen I would be a chick; if my father was an ox and my mother a cow I would be a calf ... 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