<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:35:47 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/honest-advertisement/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[You There! How Would You Like to Get Paid to Read My Shit?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Are you sick of paying for your entertainment? Do warm, fuzzy feelings piss you off? Are you already thinking this must be some sort of scam? Are you answering yes within your mind as if someone is actually]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/newsteem/@nonameslefttouse/d3djx-you-there-how-would-you-like-to-get-paid-to-read-my-shit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/newsteem/@nonameslefttouse/d3djx-you-there-how-would-you-like-to-get-paid-to-read-my-shit</guid><category><![CDATA[newsteem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nonameslefttouse]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2019 02:47:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNfMfAdFjGESYn83G45DNGeZVTmM6Kf9ptSRy7CmdFq6iGtQDAFaPXaXLeu2HDWyXQpnx9XKen?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You There!  How Would You Like to Get Paid to Read My Shit Today?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Or maybe you want to get paid to look at someone else's shit? It doesn't matter! The point is: You get paid.  Simple. Hello. My name is Mr. Himself and I will be your educator today. And No This isn't]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@nonameslefttouse/you-there-how-would-you-like-to-get-paid-to-read-my-shit-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@nonameslefttouse/you-there-how-would-you-like-to-get-paid-to-read-my-shit-today</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nonameslefttouse]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2018 08:53:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNzVsECB8K3pEaWSVtcMg9ZWhHBwibHhkwFnsM49k3T7L8ib33XswJ2nyfmAeRP1RWgYyVwypar?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Am the Greatest Artist in the World!  In Order to Prove My Point, I Will Purchase All of My Votes So You Can See Just How Amazing I Truly Am!]]></title><description><![CDATA[@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here again. How do you do?   Today, I'm finally coming out of the closet. No! Not like that, silly! < sarcasm >Today, rather than depending on my loyal]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@nonameslefttouse/i-am-the-greatest-artist-in-the-world-in-order-to-prove-my-point-i-will-purchase-all-of-my-votes-so-you-can-see-just-how-amazing</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@nonameslefttouse/i-am-the-greatest-artist-in-the-world-in-order-to-prove-my-point-i-will-purchase-all-of-my-votes-so-you-can-see-just-how-amazing</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nonameslefttouse]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2017 20:48:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2N61tyyncFaFnNFKLegVvzmsrMAExSDXzsHdqwaiRm948zKM3njYKDVrZCH9atAm3dzdcuCSfhqkMvxXtmLSU86UeS8iWQGrJ31LBMiYbNo3cnsjx4STds4A5U6iHiuXsEfJb5oQLcna?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>