<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 06:41:05 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/hummor/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[1st contact]]></title><description><![CDATA[Curiosity rover "jesse2you" has landed. hello? 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I'm confused . .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@kvnq/4m6stv-comedy-open-mic-round-28-funny</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@kvnq/4m6stv-comedy-open-mic-round-28-funny</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2018 09:34:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/BgxWBRxjvNhnbM9DiyHtCptYaDNF3xx85r8if8spuMjfma17KtbtvPPfBFmG3rH1YMXndrLCPFdkRYXjfi9JTb75kXCvQsHX6jvKCfaG5K1HbaCqkxy7mpWinbcuNpcyphGZucxQoP3LeqEGbaBBdja5wa4hFSobHxiEsBkPiZYQuwL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny]]></title><description><![CDATA[At my at age, my mom still changes TV channels when a sex or kissing scene comes up, I just smile and say this woman don't know me . .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kvnq/8m8qt-funny</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kvnq/8m8qt-funny</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2018 19:54:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruv8X2R8t7XDv5HGXyHWCCu4rKmbB5pmEzjYSiNEY51o4RSNsRFw3jELjpWsthKyW9cAq1bpNz6VjoDgBruj8q3myVioZv6W2JKzSSQqt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comedy Open Mic Round 28 (Funny)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Lady standing in a bus: "Your thing is touching me". 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