<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 13:43:02 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/irreedemablegarbage/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[I was really bored and had too much free time on my hands, so I generated this godawful short story. I had even more time left over at the end, so I found a site and made a hideously stereotypical novel cover. Enjoy, I guess.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two Malicious Uncles Spriting to the Beat A Short Story by Noah Buttes Rebecca Snozcumber had always hated cold Falmouth with its blue, bad beaches. It was a place where she felt stressed. She was a]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@powmonkey/i-was-really-bored-and-had-too-much-free-time-on-my-hands-so-i-generated-this-godawful-short-story-i-had-even-more-time-left</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@powmonkey/i-was-really-bored-and-had-too-much-free-time-on-my-hands-so-i-generated-this-godawful-short-story-i-had-even-more-time-left</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[powmonkey]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2016 22:44:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/MvwLKy3SfvJwXFKCRMDAFrt961Kzpvj8FT5grvgvr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>