<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 13:17:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/jackals/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[More Petitions, huh?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Okay...HERE'S A PETITION FOR YOU: DISMANTLE THE ENTIRE FRAUDULENT, ILLEGAL AND ILLEGITIMATE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT The United States government and all those individuals within it's many taxpayer-funded]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/petition/@madammortified/more-petitions-huh</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/petition/@madammortified/more-petitions-huh</guid><category><![CDATA[petition]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[madammortified]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2018 20:56:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[44 OKCupid Openers]]></title><description><![CDATA[You know, I bet Jennifer Connelly’s own mother looks at her and thinks “ass to ass.” You are attractive, and I want to go out with you. Basically. Let’s get coffee in a well-lit public place and then rut]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/okcupid/@delicioustacos/44-okcupid-openers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/okcupid/@delicioustacos/44-okcupid-openers</guid><category><![CDATA[okcupid]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[delicioustacos]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 03:28:36 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>