<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 19:55:33 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/joke/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Bad joke of the day]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's like I don't know when to quit. In truth, it's not about not knowing when to quit though, it's about the fact that quitting isn't in my nature. So, here I am with another bad joke to add to the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-160243/@galenkp/bad-joke-of-the-day-tcl7kg</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-160243/@galenkp/bad-joke-of-the-day-tcl7kg</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-160243]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[galenkp]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 04:54:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/26uUsAjKTsXCDw7zixZR182JbFKvgzJ9YwsFpTVcRaGCmsqhA1unTgpqf1B5jcoGEXpCfvuX8MTPhBnvUS9sTGC486hV47vigipXuRxj7XCZaA6sY8qNYUt8csxFkSqCFRsKwkvvCu4PXwTWamdsAjQ6FaF72Hewjava6A?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I cannot believe no one else has tried growing this way]]></title><description><![CDATA[So I really wanted to try something new, its pretty simple as well. Just put dirt in a pot and let it do its thing. I just add dirt to a pot and put it on the shelf. No seeds, no water.. very minimal.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/garden/@solominer/i-cannot-believe-no-one-else-has-tried-growing-this-way</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/garden/@solominer/i-cannot-believe-no-one-else-has-tried-growing-this-way</guid><category><![CDATA[garden]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[solominer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 15:27:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HuuaCwcKuiEkeKJRPGSCJJH4AUmGAyNtwMj5zz38LdCAESyNKGJcaRM98ZpY6Pi35Li?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[(Humor) Eggs... + Huevos... [Eng+Spa]]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man goes to check on the chickens and finds his young son feeding them... chocolate. 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Саморобна охорона тепер буде чатувати при вході на роботу. Буде або лякати за спізнення, або відлякувати непроханих гостей. А що ж буде з чемним працівникам?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-165469/@mellanna/sorokonizhka</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-165469/@mellanna/sorokonizhka</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-165469]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mellanna]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 06:12:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGY5ssnCE4wXzkeAEXyVtgk1ApQTwHMTp6y5PvEo1yennB2onsv8r7c9eEBfjcG86tZiAYkuxnCo9j7zf2z65sJv2T2kD1Ba7kv5YzsPtrstkRr8wsvTJiit2N6b6Q11yWLzZvYhhsdXxykHsHfJ4LawLYEcW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[(Humor) Shoes + zapatos [Eng+Spa]]]></title><description><![CDATA[A child arrives at the park, and a friend approaches him and whispers in his ear: —You have one brown-blue shoe on and one black one! And the child answers: —And that's nothing; in my house I have another]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-155986/@pedrobrito2004/humor-shoes-zapatos-eng-spa</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-155986/@pedrobrito2004/humor-shoes-zapatos-eng-spa</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-155986]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrobrito2004]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 16:00:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kx949aDJ3YMzVLdPdgysaSmkB2s8ach5uJMGo5wfWrSbqFWu79hvzTfR4FowyKm3iobRkSGFhtufE9DdVN62JvGCKC6H3ryjvpHUmz6N21MDm7EaNkiB9C1sgYqQm3jhL9tkqzN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad joke of the day]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm not going to lie, this joke of the day is really bad. If you dare, go ahead and read it and if you don't want to waste 6 seconds of your day just move on. Bad joke of the day: Did you hear about the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-160243/@galenkp/bad-joke-of-the-day-tc4vnp</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-160243/@galenkp/bad-joke-of-the-day-tc4vnp</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-160243]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[galenkp]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 05:35:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/26uUsAjKTsXCDw7zixZR182JbFKvgzJ9YwsFpTVcRaGCmsqhA1unTgpqf1B5jcoGEXpCfvuX9Z2fcSqCLGuSWCCU9ruLcVP7RMrRMPUVokzapTgGGVr1uv3ezjf2A8udQkwmr8vuQitTgX5FCndvcKV95BtQBndZ8JN6zJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[(Humor) Police Response + Respuesta policial [Eng+Spa]]]></title><description><![CDATA[(Versión en español más abajo). Image Source. 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Why is your essay about the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-155986/@pedrobrito2004/humor-milk-leche-eng-spa</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-155986/@pedrobrito2004/humor-milk-leche-eng-spa</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-155986]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrobrito2004]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 05:02:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBNvuPpuJoWwfXPpi5ckcLESTB3nmmnJZLQSRaLXkNYmm5XFgzbd1NudqBh8JKruGRTwfgC5Q7VYD64BqMv8Lw7QxoLwoLPR15dREQ51rCRZMacV72woAd?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad joke of the day]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here we are again...me posting another shit joke. I'll run out of them one day, but not this day. Take a look and give it a rating out of ten with 1 being totally fucken shit, and 10 being not as shit]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181290/@galenkp/bad-joke-of-the-day-tc19qw</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181290/@galenkp/bad-joke-of-the-day-tc19qw</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-181290]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[galenkp]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 04:49:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4HFqJv9qRjVecs4xkhd5EvhidWEEBnn9tCVDBkBhQpUFvab78MhbU1Vt84vwqS2bAcGYRhvezoEroBoV8kWRgPoqHPqmRu7AQVFoRwtHjunW8E6JjnekRg2S8L28UJzMx7MLSdrwnkJcH7Aw2yAkEub39jqpZ8awE5k?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[(Humor) Mosquito [Eng+Spa]]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you know what a mosquito said to a group of people at a meeting? "Don't applaud me; my birthday party is still a long way off."+++*+++*+++*+++ ¿Sabes qué le dijo un mosquito a un grupo de gente en una]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-155986/@pedrobrito2004/humor-mosquito-eng-spa-bfe47912cad08</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-155986/@pedrobrito2004/humor-mosquito-eng-spa-bfe47912cad08</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-155986]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrobrito2004]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 03:32:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/cyxkEVqiiLy5czPNg6acYWUoo1sAiV6GNzi6xcqDb7ZF3znP8cnxJD6v5gQ16Za2kmfiNjpK1HFcLkoBZfPtaGBXK7ontFK6XF8AXcaqqzMTQbAC5kZE6Hhq4EzsyRiaghb?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is this the future of the Internet?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Is this the future of the Internet? Imagine 2 years ago this + Pumpfun would be a 50M marketcap coin. 1540$ for this, lol. 240$ for a day on the internet and jailed. Imagine. Inflation adjusted is like]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/internet/@zummari/is-this-the-future-of</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/internet/@zummari/is-this-the-future-of</guid><category><![CDATA[internet]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[zummari]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 00:22:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[When a beggar met me!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings friends! I was going for work. I was waiting for the bus at the bus stop. There came a beggar. He asked me for money. I said, "You should be ashamed of yourself. You have a healthy body]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-155986/@akdx/when-a-beggar-met-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-155986/@akdx/when-a-beggar-met-me</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-155986]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[akdx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 13:03:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UonZ32EJw6nMcm9UJXZFc4FvMtk6wyeAAsx7dDPsZBgBG2tMaQNu6Wh3R1mSb5ctVYzJ13q6UeTpQrximmLkLFRv73j2Um1v2U6dqtBgSZRY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A beautiful girl!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings friends! I met a beautiful girl in a restaurant while I was having a cup of coffee. She was looking for an empty table. Luckily for me, all the tables were full. She had no choice but to ask]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-155986/@akdx/a-beautiful-girl</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-155986/@akdx/a-beautiful-girl</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-155986]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[akdx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 12:33:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2VZXybTSZJq1HdYsB7fJju9orArN6rhE8eChqEd4EaTRKUjAJnVBxNMc3FJTs7CFY3h5qVwLH1Y9mUxQxiJ7cDpDTye98GZLYZUpWs2abqi3fMcKpZyg8RtrhLZd5A3jv691rTnnq1p3NKDYs3o56tej6Wa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad joke of the day]]></title><description><![CDATA["Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." - W. C. Fields Bad joke of the day: What do computers eat? Microchips. Do ya get it? Have you got an awesome joke to tell? Go ahead in]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181290/@galenkp/bad-joke-of-the-day-tbd2zd</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-181290/@galenkp/bad-joke-of-the-day-tbd2zd</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-181290]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[galenkp]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2026 06:06:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/26uUsAjKTsXCDw7zixZR182JbFKvgzJ9YwsFpTVcRaGCmsqhA1unTgpqf1B5jcoGEXpCfv8nzeXA39CNQUWBD4FHPmu3ttLSw8rkmxsu1UMcd6Cg4559sp1YbbNBkwvQWiAidNbv3xVfsMXRcHDmhNJbMeqb6CYrQNnhi6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>