<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 21:13:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/jokeson-them/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[A fun way to deal with telemarketers!]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you get a telemarketing call, Just say: 'It's done like we agreed; but there's Blood everywhere...." Then hang up! :)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@smithlabs/a-fun-way-to-deal-with-telemarketers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@smithlabs/a-fun-way-to-deal-with-telemarketers</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smithlabs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 02:31:45 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>