<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 13:04:20 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/kylo-ren/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Scars are sexy.]]></title><description><![CDATA[In my galaxy, we have the technology to replace severed limbs so of course we could repair this stupid scar on my face. But I decided to keep it because chicks dig scars. Sexy image.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kylo-ren/scars-are-sexy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kylo-ren/scars-are-sexy</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2018 03:51:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kyJM7wQki7g7ffUMdZVDEwpp6XCckys54yKUy2TJtiaGCeQ1Q9F8jawBxAihsA5PKDHUXDTWcV6SoAD3vYmrhJJ3W5GvxczvShMXHVmWvxbzX3HxzsNoX5iJ9UW3APwejGE2e4n?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[She said she would call.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I've been standing here for like 3 hours waiting for this girl to contact me. src We have this special bond where we can experience each other's environment. I'd like to experience her in a wet shirt.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/she-said-she-would-call</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/she-said-she-would-call</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2018 20:49:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/9vWp6ZiszZWM6rxhmACwWmWYCtwS9SGLshfQcP39ZVpTvNsSTRNhXRgsvRhH7EALGiCXvJD8cPccmBGAuN2iRuaZMFTnuRS4T3TCcz45r9wJKwLFZU2WsuG6CMHZ9VRJvSgQkDYtgcK2Y18g6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I was robbed. But whatever.]]></title><description><![CDATA[So they had some stupid awards for acting and movies last night. Not that I really care, but I didn't win again. Which is total b.s. considering that I acted like I didn't hate my dad for like 12 years.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/i-was-robbed-but-whatever</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/i-was-robbed-but-whatever</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 17:22:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2VZXybTSZJq1C2Z7gC2wxwVPYwdwj2b8B1t4MrixgfBpStujYg9FpShvrEwo268PZNcuRmu5S5eeUXQK4CReoF7fuTMKhXUygzd3HNSGeJ93P5ufbpEgGNtgvyQgXF8Rsf6LJhajSsvowPKDcUzj8ihEA5a?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Force Powered Milk Man]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm not sure if you have heard, but I can do this really cool trick with this one girl who is nobody and comes from nowhere. We can interact physically without being in the same place. It's pretty hot.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/force-powered-milk-man</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/force-powered-milk-man</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2018 15:49:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rJF8Bj3weZTpGvHJgkKfd1C5H8GMqHzyh97bG3fS1fWC9b1twXjuxkKJzziCVN7A7FNxxtnxS3Z3uanJLJZtnpzFKaxMr5C6uosZPwVYfZQWWFz5DDHhXEPFi3yg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What if?]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is what it would be like if I were like the typical Force user. src But it's not because I don't suck enough to get my arm cut off like every other idiot.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/what-if</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/what-if</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2018 05:11:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/mXkfdQ5uNohD6i8auLUMxvCz8pGrfiNbRCiLzSCMinviKgtL6gvt92QAfrMbCwYp8may9zgYFqPb9YAvYfXLZnwNwxcCre2zU3N9q23Cz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Two sides to every story.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Everybody always tells me what a great guy my dad was and how I should have patched things up with him. Here's an old home movie of their "hero". "I'm nice men." No you're not jerk!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/two-sides-to-every-story</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/two-sides-to-every-story</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2018 15:20:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/X37EMMe7wyWdXXptAeXRCNZSthMSEkFy2u9NNQ8CuuHTe1fziYsvxMaSYYdd5hZCAcrpoUywpbCC7swT69P4yvQ74wV9v6BGwQFmX?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Valentine's Day is stupid anyway.]]></title><description><![CDATA[So that girl wasn't impressed with my dance routine. But that's ok. We all know that you're my true Valentine. And Valentine's Day is lame.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/valentine-s-day-is-stupid-anyway</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/valentine-s-day-is-stupid-anyway</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2018 18:45:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gfPeHYbELvJ2BMUsqHkQjxs5ji3Tmov7LNK6hFexqBMsUEs3qUMhAwSi1DqyZbpo7u98RQNLaqFKMkjG3QBBM65DNFcyHnDSeygd892es8Ju2WPM4evZJdr1gtohsT7KScBPU2qeaPsxmgyYyjoQeKkKiho5j3P?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[This should impress her.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I think this one girl is really into me but she keeps playing it really cool. At the Valentine's Dance, I am going to show her my sweet dance moves. I think she is really going to like them. I've been]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/this-should-impress-her</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/this-should-impress-her</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 21:03:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/gPCasciUWmF2Q7FyovZYtXphxyrEzpi7DvhezvKmKqxtZXSwNVThKXmFuVF2A3DJsFGJhPaw5jbkdQr8RuMnZt4TWQCDvrdMot6N4pmVgp3JcLik4QoHHFgfBZRb1sfawE32np3ZXSfKMfpAZk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Interior decorating.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I got a new decoration for my office. I can't wait for someone to piss me off so I can cut this to ribbons.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/interior-decorating</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/interior-decorating</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2018 17:03:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/EfcLDDAkyqgtp1rSrdXAzzCGxF8pFkZ4zC1bjg7VeCgGLfZ2Npusy515QCeuj9oiRzDS7kAxfyv43aypRVQMCX18w5tXG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bundle of joy]]></title><description><![CDATA[I found a video of me when I was a youngling. What kind of monster would send away such a smart, powerful and adorable youngling? And people still wonder why I hate my dad so much.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kylo-ren/bundle-of-joy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kylo-ren/bundle-of-joy</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 17:41:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e8J6TnNCaqyJqipSRUbRjfuC8jZF5cdqNSi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How rude.]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you are going to Force link to someone when you are about to get in the shower, it is polite to warn them to put up their umbrella before turning on the water. source I guess some people are just assholes.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/how-rude</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/how-rude</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2018 22:33:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/bqA9tjZHuvzhre15qhvXiKxD6TTsUXE2VmQMzreGm6m37gP4eCjMsT1cdnHgUEwSVBEXVLmAZ5ks8HKS9aduSPNLx7TXwLcfghbsjbQyzk8dhQgqEVHbHHTrpv1V4UcMUNwBT74t95GoQ7N827GpU645QYQFTSjccz8JWYa29Vaw7aC2Cgfb9mKakwT?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Co-workers]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do I think about General Hux? One word: Pussy source]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/co-workers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/co-workers</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2018 21:27:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/sML2JBPsdAyMUJWzxvYnDYtKNvrTaMv1eeo9E5PL9qCXLcbZ68K2t9dkospKk9en?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Do you think this line will work?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey girl (no one you know), You're so hot that I can't even take my eyes off of you when I sign my name. How about you and I fill out some mortgage documents so I can stare at you all day long? OMG I'm]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/do-you-think-this-line-will-work</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/do-you-think-this-line-will-work</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2018 20:15:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGiDRAFPSFVfJMQuiMbZLZfyYgLwert4s16vh5941ZhfM4BmioYbbPDLhE8x4gwQXURqwxgQYFTE23Zrt3wuwbkzXNbARRdfR21QN8WTq2UfQKpBZdP2B84JvHdELdLu55468FMPb9qKNkVsN1tytZ7oeeebg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What do you think?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you think that this is a good picture for my tinder profile? I added a little gray so it would really pop. source Not that I care what you think.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/what-do-you-think</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/what-do-you-think</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2018 21:31:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2YRZBi4FZVHeLuau3mqRzjpSK1VGzYYF5s3t4opEWBSnYF7Lf1hVVyK8fz34T466RskwWUjktFkNNc1udLPtThNb3y5cGoxeGh4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Chicks dig Shakespeare]]></title><description><![CDATA[Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/chicks-dig-shakespeare</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/chicks-dig-shakespeare</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2018 22:42:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/9MuxuSTRyd9BXxJnqZV7yFrHDL5CgyVQEhvHs4krNjH5GcCL86BACjGf9Jxt648yKdMK25h2jMai6GPNwMrRBLKm3xEWe3FgRBHf5TYyjhK2UfJipw8oQWeGyX9KQtWN1meqx5sHECDEpcHC7ENNatmPSBPL8rh9iN1qHHeNHG5Sn4crGvWR6C5U2ytzKDv33UKrmqnwWQQrRv3GNzwE9GuVs1nrwJfUKX7xQtEHri4GjYJBhZBdwNusBR1MVBVp2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Dad is so lame]]></title><description><![CDATA[My Dad is the absolute lamest ever. Sometimes he runs up to me and yells "mind meld"! source He knows how much I despise Star Trek. Sometimes I just wish he were dead.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/my-dad-is-so-lame</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/my-dad-is-so-lame</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2018 23:27:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g73Bc8uMWHorbL9C8auWYdsjyArzcAZ9f2yXqCyqr7wGeLeMrCPmxN5AVqxhec64NweuBKFNGCVk7tPXxyTXfYZFnYWPiaGoH5YUn3jtsjix5cXZPAM7dvNXXJnrLQ1DNCBWuBBLuEpY7bZwsKrH?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hardcore]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm so hardcore even my hair care products are black. That is hella hardcore. source]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/hardcore</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/hardcore</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 21:45:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCQXekasEVbLsGa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm not that into her.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm not saying I'm really that into this girl. I just thought it would be cool to spend like 64 hours editing and putting this video together. Don't look into it too much.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/i-m-not-that-into-her</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/i-m-not-that-into-her</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2018 15:36:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Now what do I do?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I was the captain of the fencing team. A girl beat me on her first day. I'm going to quit. But what do I do with all of the equipment I already bought?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/now-what-do-i-do</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@kylo-ren/now-what-do-i-do</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2018 17:57:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/V9N4wevejZUbdQxawth7eoGKCSYpyoCapYPa7sDYSLEMVkS9EGDjzUFk4B38sYnFsSeF15mFANZY5vhojoNU4C4LGMiiouCqCmkkz2reCXPQ9YAVhWoLb2XV5iXsqWPJZjbv63hua7knApDjVWEPNk6KEPJgqFHDPbub7yE8vkrxek8N53DxPiTYxDe7ktuQawK1UuhgPeh4TwtgJvk8L?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Any questions?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Some jerks out there are asking, "What would it be like if Kylo Ren were a girl?" I don't know. But I have a better question for them. What would it be like if you were dead?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kylo-ren/any-questions</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kylo-ren/any-questions</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kylo-ren]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:45:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCQXdZqsfdrm1x2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>