<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 22:09:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/lord-vader/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Perhaps your younglings can make your planet worthy of joining the Empire.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. As you know, I am contemplating what the Empire should do with your planet. Some of the options are to assimilate your planet into the Empire, milk your planet of all of its]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/perhaps-your-younglings-can-make-your-planet-worthy-of-joining-the-empire</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/perhaps-your-younglings-can-make-your-planet-worthy-of-joining-the-empire</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2017 18:22:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCN7CqJVFNK2jCS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Those scumbag Rebels are using fabricated transmissions in a feeble attempt to discredit me.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. I have a question for all of you. What the farkle is this disgusting piece of trash? Those scumbag Rebels simply won't give up. They continuously put their sick agenda over Imperial]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/those-scumbag-rebels-are-using-fabricated-transmissions-in-a-feeble-attempt-to-discredit-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/those-scumbag-rebels-are-using-fabricated-transmissions-in-a-feeble-attempt-to-discredit-me</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2017 17:48:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCN6fPVposx8NfG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[One of my enemies is trying to use fake news to turn my loyal followers against me.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who always has the high ground no matter where she stands, has informed me that the whiny little farm boy @luke-skywalker has sent another transmission.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/one-of-my-enemies-is-trying-to-use-fake-news-to-turn-my-loyal-followers-against-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/one-of-my-enemies-is-trying-to-use-fake-news-to-turn-my-loyal-followers-against-me</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2017 15:52:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCN6bhxpNa8hswL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[PETA Does Not Approve of Shooting Womp Rats]]></title><description><![CDATA[You would not believe the day I had! I received a transmission from an organization called PETA, which despite their pronunciation is not a purveyor of the tasty earth-treat known as the "gyro".]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/peta-does-not-approve-of-shooting-womp-rats</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/peta-does-not-approve-of-shooting-womp-rats</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[luke-skywalker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2017 21:27:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787gaSGyFaf4kjj9BkeGgBDk9mY8NNWBwwgg3sSYLxMZ8jozar2apaaMgWygbUJ3dS36YwZAjiHu7wSmU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[One of your inhabitants deserves your gratitude for attempting to aid the Empire.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who knows her onions, has informed me that one of your inhabitants has sent a transmission that is vital to the Empire. It concerns this technological]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/one-of-your-inhabitants-deserves-your-gratitude-for-attempting-to-aid-the-empire</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/one-of-your-inhabitants-deserves-your-gratitude-for-attempting-to-aid-the-empire</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2017 15:40:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCN6ba7Q9evwN1L?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[From Blue to Green: Why I Changed Lightsaber Colors]]></title><description><![CDATA[Many of my followers write me on a regular basis. They ask me all kinds of questions, like "Luke, why aren't you as cool as your dad?", "How do you get your hair to be so flowy?, "Is]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/from-blue-to-green-why-i-changed-lightsaber-colors</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/from-blue-to-green-why-i-changed-lightsaber-colors</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[luke-skywalker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Jul 2017 13:56:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinqAeJcqtT9eQLaVgANQgNrDJxcJ5nit8xMjqjKFBLKTcbzs63KSjt6hg6jwPw1mF2TDG2aubkMfQSEEj72owk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[One of your planet's inhabitants is building a shrine to me. What are the rest of you waiting for?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the perfect woman and is therefore worth any ten men, has informed me that one of your planet's inhabitants has sent a transmission about]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/one-of-your-planet-s-inhabitants-is-building-a-shrine-to-me-what-are-the-rest-of-you-waiting-for</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/one-of-your-planet-s-inhabitants-is-building-a-shrine-to-me-what-are-the-rest-of-you-waiting-for</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:07:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7DceLgR4szFwevquG6VGnMKQko8iyPaNBjYRLBh3rR9AT5qhAapEHzZm5tD8nQEg7bASCnqqED1JEFysVkdGz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I have found the cause of yesterday's unexpected spike. You're welcome.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, whose value seems to grow exponentially every day, has informed me that in addition to being astounded by road maps and forks, now many of your]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/i-have-found-the-cause-of-yesterday-s-unexpected-spike-you-re-welcome</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/i-have-found-the-cause-of-yesterday-s-unexpected-spike-you-re-welcome</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 13:21:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCN5tEAeM4TG7vv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Did you really think I was going to send a transmission titled "May The Forks Be With You"? If so, you are stupid.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. Although I will not greet them, this transmission is also directed at the unamusing dimwits who have mistaken my transmission expressing my loathing of your asinine Father's]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/did-you-really-think-i-was-going-to-send-a-transmission-titled-may-the-forks-be-with-you-if-so-you-are-stupid</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/did-you-really-think-i-was-going-to-send-a-transmission-titled-may-the-forks-be-with-you-if-so-you-are-stupid</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2017 17:38:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVvr6qfmtJNAAXTQcGj6BQ6w2SvrJ4vaDrKbVUZuvos6Pw5dDDkWGB7uzUbc9qeVcBheqpmo8gA4d6EWBBaHh9w3ZfY1WM2W8AYN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Perhaps you thought I was angry about Father's Day... well you haven't seen anything yet!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. A few days ago, I sent a transmission lambasting all of you for celebrating Father's Day and for having the gall to remind me of it. Rest assured, this impudence will not be]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/perhaps-you-thought-i-was-angry-about-father-s-day-well-you-haven-t-seen-anything-yet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/perhaps-you-thought-i-was-angry-about-father-s-day-well-you-haven-t-seen-anything-yet</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2017 19:10:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/mXkfdQ5uNogzNUbTx1MKz9stF8uyr3rot4zNSdjbkhDNRyW2Efcn4fjmi6v6TGNQomxMqGUjSxpMjbSz8HBMqsVEGGe1XxDzH65d5XwuQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Father's Day with @lordvader]]></title><description><![CDATA[I just got back from my trip to the Death Star to see my dad for Father's Day. It was a rough trip but we made a lot of progress! It started off fine. I flew across the galaxy to meet dad at the Death]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/father-s-day-with-lordvader</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/father-s-day-with-lordvader</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[luke-skywalker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2017 13:40:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNnmJKFWdg5QKCg6KLZ6wNmHxcVmaLjjmi42ZRVxsXMFnwQFE6A4ECPEwGMY23V9zkFDso3XyG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tomorrow is Father's Day. I hate you all for bringing it up!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. Despite the remarkably valiant efforts of my executive assistant Vera, who deserves to have several holidays honoring her, to block any incoming transmissions that might infuriate]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/tomorrow-is-father-s-day-i-hate-you-all-for-bringing-it-up</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/tomorrow-is-father-s-day-i-hate-you-all-for-bringing-it-up</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jun 2017 21:51:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5Ssni5S8cF3vHnwkBM4aAYujbXsn6fqYRm3kjBEWFB2iGYvSrfLQAvdH6FzB9Q9QLLszdYejTpAHx96MoV1sLCgcgECdG29Fn1T6P7dmVWH5RB4VfEqp5Sv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I sense something, a presence I've not felt since...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. I have sensed a disturbance in the force. This is what I look like when I sense something. It may seem silly to look around when you are sensing something magical that cannot]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/i-sense-something-a-presence-i-ve-not-felt-since</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/i-sense-something-a-presence-i-ve-not-felt-since</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2017 16:33:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVw3AYyXB6K6sfZxre93jKQKteJp8JiZf3NHNUtmmHicVKKwZLRuEZ84qLdDAUbEQyWbVQwBXbiLtg3ANWQ9tqfuGfHmtyyiHWyL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Darth Vader in Ukraine]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watching the post@lordvader Also has recollected that in ukraine Darth Vader tried to become both the mayor of the city and the president It was fun to watch!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@top-one/darth-vader-in-ukraine</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@top-one/darth-vader-in-ukraine</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[top-one]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2017 14:55:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYCg2pmC2T5TUYXnwK1MTmnwqrvPs5JP5xkGEzKR5C2cb2J3QPCdNAFqQwhTGEELJr7gFV7R7Nn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jedi Knight turned Steemian! May the Force be with me!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi Everyone! I'm Luke. I grew up on a small eco-friendly farm in the middle of the desert with my uncle Owen. Here is a picture of me working on my droid! I'm here trying to reconnect with my father]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@luke-skywalker/jedi-knight-turned-steemian-may-the-force-be-with-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@luke-skywalker/jedi-knight-turned-steemian-may-the-force-be-with-me</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[luke-skywalker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2017 01:40:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5SsoK2TBdnt38seYgiHbEioCQxgDEnc43QBoKzujCqhXbnVx8ACRjNHJvBazJXEjfpoxDZCybjySspgubheL1NHhRWLwWXrATdsdjwZ5Y1fQPMD5aeMFLXY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XIV: WEEKLY STAFF MEETING]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. Yesterday I conducted my weekly staff meeting. Dennis! This is the wrong image! This is from the meeting where I was considering bringing back the black death. Then everyone]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xiv-weekly-staff-meeting</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xiv-weekly-staff-meeting</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2017 18:49:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3pM3JAcu3XPuxK4P78FtjcbpNiNCfXzUnzwxv93rMtkUHskqsBrC6RKJsW2yHu7ixgbi1Xe5nu1LKCbSFf9JrXjCFPcs69WnhKStyBDCiTA4fsb3rqbsu1qvKbmYU8SSJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Have a Very Important Mission for All of You]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the second most spectacular being in any universe, has informed me that... actually she has not informed me of anything. Vera is enjoying]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/i-have-a-very-important-mission-for-all-of-you</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/i-have-a-very-important-mission-for-all-of-you</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2017 23:55:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/21PRtjEYuiCxPo7QsqMo8aN8EoMEhJnebcA9pVQqaeb1APfHhrsv13XEZjSeuzi8EQjrVLVPhBvDoYgd1XHA3jxfFbR5uys1985jAs3w11Pg2XYGXCKq5Wi3QfYspuN38Ec6wu8nVNVeai3Vmtb3AkN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I am Lord Vader, Ask me Anything: Episode II]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. The time you have all been waiting for has finally arrived. This is your opportunity to ask me anything. Hey lady with the camera, my eyes are up here. Hold on one moment. My]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/i-am-lord-vader-ask-me-anything-episode-ii</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/i-am-lord-vader-ask-me-anything-episode-ii</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2017 14:00:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCN587BsopaZ3rN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stand By For A Major Announcement From The Empire.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. Please stand by for a major announcement from the Empire. First I would like to say that I am not wearing any pants. My executive assistant Vera, whose greatness can always be]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/stand-by-for-a-major-announcement-from-the-empire</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/stand-by-for-a-major-announcement-from-the-empire</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2017 18:46:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2QhhddTGwaHQ8VpKST8NmPDBssRkTpnsGrZMXJwCAdt3MD3eSKmruYk82XiCToE6FNE1SvPRZWup48xhthWW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[One of Your Inhabitants is Spreading Lies About Me.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could never be a bridesmaid because she would upstage any bride, has informed me that one of your inhabitants has had the gaul to make some false]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/one-of-your-inhabitants-is-spreading-lies-about-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lordvader/one-of-your-inhabitants-is-spreading-lies-about-me</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2017 16:57:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCN57btsLvHdLra?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>