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Try single motherhood." Timmeh muttered to Elan, his bastard child, unclaimed by the Martian Pope. Elan had his father's brain but his mother's complexion. Here]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/mpreg/@satans/colonized-by-elon-a-tim-osman-romance-part-8-of-9-by-derp</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/mpreg/@satans/colonized-by-elon-a-tim-osman-romance-part-8-of-9-by-derp</guid><category><![CDATA[mpreg]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[satans]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 11:33:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZ5mgjm2t3VCziLp4Pm5VhnM8kh5fRcqiSowmwG2UfwqgXt4m9NA7PeaDvcWMVWeYchVEw8EGfx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[COLONIZED BY ELON: A TIM OSMAN ROMANCE , part 7 of 9 (by DERP)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Timmeh wondered for a moment about how lucky he was to be the mother of Elons firstborn. 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