<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 10:12:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/not-comedy/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Not comedy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Listen to me. The murder may shock you — but worse than the act itself was the chorus that followed: the laughter, the jests, the chants. Words thrown like stones. But remember this: words are only sounds.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/charlie/@comicrelief/not-comedy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/charlie/@comicrelief/not-comedy</guid><category><![CDATA[charlie]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[comicrelief]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2025 11:24:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tomorrow is Monday]]></title><description><![CDATA[...and with that comes a whole slew of bullshit. Every week begins the same, with dread and a little bit of hope. I dread having to deal with people who can just willy nilly walk into my work. Then people]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-133617/@penderis/tomorrow-is-monday</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-133617/@penderis/tomorrow-is-monday</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-133617]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[penderis]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2022 22:33:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eLiVAqfM5oYucXQfz2skQS6xa1T9K7u8dyG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>