<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 18 May 2026 03:13:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/notsofakenews/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Bart Simpson Grew Up to Be an FBI Agent - Accidentally Shoots Bar Patron While Doing Backflip [fakenews][notsofakenews]]]></title><description><![CDATA[Special Agent Simpson.... Bart Simpson So I recently read the headline of an FBI Agent partying it up at a Denver, Colorado bar, who then accidentally shoots a bar patron after doing a backflip. !Ay Caramba!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fakenews/@streetstyle/bart-simpson-grew-up-to-be-an-fbi-agent-accidentally-shoots-bar-patron-while-doing-backflip-fakenews-notsofakenews</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fakenews/@streetstyle/bart-simpson-grew-up-to-be-an-fbi-agent-accidentally-shoots-bar-patron-while-doing-backflip-fakenews-notsofakenews</guid><category><![CDATA[fakenews]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[streetstyle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2018 11:13:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q99Dfr7Vqyd7q5mYBjpM5GmSkHdMrXaP5wv31MDAF3ZeMgyTyHMeXm4qVUGF4FnJsKnBdAjQCELfp2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>