<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 20:45:59 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/notsofunny/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Bush]]></title><description><![CDATA[One thing I got in my arsenal of verbal weaponry I'll put up against anyone is my truth streætcher. Mhm. Hell yes I will, it's patented—undefeated. I can stretch the truth in my sleep! Planes, trains,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@dandays/bush-rx4f0b</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@dandays/bush-rx4f0b</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-164166]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dandays]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2023 14:02:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGY5ssnCE4wXzkeAEXyVtgk1ApQTwHMTp6y5PvEo1yenn97oMg9rn4sow5qcedzBKNyqpQHY1mHgYDPL9KapWHtjsE98QrNqzc17JUHq3pJd55un3QF8sjvM3y1eyhcrEToUWyE1urDRxWaCQoUFFpt6vwcBQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Some Sentences I Put Where I Can Find Them]]></title><description><![CDATA[I recently began this thing where I'll make a phone ring rather than message it when there's something the human on the other end should hear me say. Send buttons are totally different when the response]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-196233/@dandays/some-sentences-i-put-where-i-can-find-them</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-196233/@dandays/some-sentences-i-put-where-i-can-find-them</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-196233]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dandays]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2023 11:04:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGY5ssnCE4wXzkeAEXyVtgk1ApQTwHMTp6y5PvEo1yenn97oMg9rn4sow5tNbHbTvmri3zNFck9VLfMHid8VdpNvmfkqHta9k5pQPDScNJiqAusgXzj5r5a47KWV9hcehysvV7yhEePTTSBujnNrQFVf9UEr2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's Not Every Day You Find A Couple Ounces Of Heroin in The Street]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello. I'm back. Can you tell it's me? I got my hair did yesterday but it's the same hairdo I always get. I don't look any different other than I'm a day older. At time of writing, I'm the youngest I'll]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-147010/@dandays/its-not-every-day-you-find-a-couple-ounces-of-heroin-in-the-street</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-147010/@dandays/its-not-every-day-you-find-a-couple-ounces-of-heroin-in-the-street</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-147010]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dandays]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2022 17:05:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGY5ssnCE4wXzkeAEXyVtgk1ApQTwHMTp6y5PvEo1yenn97oMg9rn4sow5qbmTBGKpMsv2WkFtAPgMX4ZuALcffT6gZJpQwquU74G2GNkK6dyVETXJK48xAkjc2kGjiH3bStjqE1RNaRbCX5j6YjrksDPHZVp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Got 99 Problems But A Home Ain't One]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well hello there! Fancy meeting you here. And there. This is where you'll find me. Not all there. Thanks for tuning in to a brand new edition of no idea where I'm going with this and nothing's planned]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/outofthinair/@dandays/i-got-99-problems-but-a-home-aint-one</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/outofthinair/@dandays/i-got-99-problems-but-a-home-aint-one</guid><category><![CDATA[outofthinair]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dandays]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 17:51:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGY5ssnCE4wXzkeAEXyVtgk1ApQTwHMTp6y5PvEo1yenn97oMg9rn4sow5qbZEQPHePiwBka34jpVFbVkuRS5JpEcLmFLj1Nfs5HoyiQZiDwruFXssUVxer4h34RZpR8rLSjr8FR3Mjb7iBxiJZypQ1V1G5C2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Need A Camera Man Or Woman]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good morning or afternoon or evening ladies and gentlemen or neither or both or maybe you don't wanna talk about it or maybe you do just not with me and I'm overstepping my boundaries and Martha Focker]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@dandays/i-need-a-camera-man-or-woman</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@dandays/i-need-a-camera-man-or-woman</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-164166]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dandays]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2021 14:32:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGY5ssnCE4wXzkeAEXyVtgk1ApQTwHMTp6y5PvEo1yenn97oMg9rn4sow5qatCWNVaoGbFFNDE3Cc8mGSwoX94vpChjPHnsgoZcLTN9KUcHJaSoFvBJN1k3EemmGTVuUHYK1U2ekRS3gv4C8Syy33pLf2Tjdx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Don't Laugh As These Are Desperate Times]]></title><description><![CDATA[source This is how the majority of people travel to and from work and is big business if you own a fleet of taxis. Living in Africa you have to be prepared for the unexpected and this morning I had to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-167922/@cryptoandcoffee/don-t-laugh-as-these-are-desperate-times</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-167922/@cryptoandcoffee/don-t-laugh-as-these-are-desperate-times</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-167922]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoandcoffee]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2021 14:52:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnG9CVxrqvkDZ4XE6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How Long? They Said Tuesday FFS]]></title><description><![CDATA[source Maybe if they watched a how to video on Youtube they would be quicker.What is worrying as there are obviously 4 people working in this team and one only working. I included the team member taking]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-174578/@cryptoandcoffee/how-long-they-said-tuesday-ffs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-174578/@cryptoandcoffee/how-long-they-said-tuesday-ffs</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-174578]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptoandcoffee]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2020 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJZo6c43w4BYMq3Z45dLesHCsGJGEjt68cZymSv7udGU9Rbz9XXCmMibAvhrVjjbkZpoPa3DAbfQhPVHYGVZ9cbJxjTyDkYDqtycSvWxLe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My first experience using "futures" was probably...a not so good one]]></title><description><![CDATA[Image Source The last few days I don't really feel like writing posts. 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LoL (4) Bringing head and heart into aligment images (1)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@onceuponatime/overheard-on-the-internet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@onceuponatime/overheard-on-the-internet</guid><category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[onceuponatime]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2019 17:43:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJQfQgENfxADE6EVYabczqmSF5KeWefV5WL9WPA2dKc3WeYG9apASZ9QrnPuunJSRhqeXZM87wHrh5cAPV9HBKoZhWK1acsfDGcbYjn3w2RepcdNgYZa4jpJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's special about this yogurt?]]></title><description><![CDATA[We all know how fantastic is Greek yogurt! ^^And this particular one is made from sheep's milk. Therefore it is less likely to come from animals fed with grownth hormones or other nasties. A more or less]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@onceuponatime/what-s-special-about-this-yogurt</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@onceuponatime/what-s-special-about-this-yogurt</guid><category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[onceuponatime]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2019 17:25:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/TZjG7hXReeVoAvXt2X6pMxYAb3q65xMju8wryWxKrsghkLzDRLJViGeaY95zubQQEm37AGvozbXqrdEewyQbVjKYLGUr77Zi6NB8EKFx4sdLG4XfKJytryNy5RAoGUMxUjbzhhfEkvUE54?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[We all walk the long road]]></title><description><![CDATA[Destination known? There's a fork up ahead... (choose wisely) 👍 ouzo and out, @onceuponatime There is a plan! (It's unfolding NOW) . . Please spread the word about BEOS SKYfall is happening!!!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@onceuponatime/we-all-walk-the-long-road</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@onceuponatime/we-all-walk-the-long-road</guid><category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[onceuponatime]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Oct 2019 15:12:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/JvFFVmatwWHRfvmtd53nmEJ94xpKydwmbSC5H5svBACH814WB2auArxVSC3Jh7BqbdEyxJDEQ8X6JMC36jhEUZE5qZX6EgKsPiQvs1dNf3wUdMUzaUxNYzEX6ZjkuNs6LsYLtvMEXQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Think about it!]]></title><description><![CDATA[The same people (1) responsible for keeping him alive....... (2) are going to look into how he died!!! 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Please don't be "amused" (It is a serious question!) (1) After all, some visions do come into manifestation (2) Other visions not so much! (3) . . (4) Can you tell I need]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@onceuponatime/whether-tis-nobler-in-the-mind-to-muse-or-to-be-mused</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/philosophy/@onceuponatime/whether-tis-nobler-in-the-mind-to-muse-or-to-be-mused</guid><category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[onceuponatime]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2018 20:03:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7258xSVeJbKkzXhyseBP4PYz11eBDT8sW2oR1a4vfVFS6JNwgdhDiNKk73GMq8AKQYpvAYoWD5Q8X5zQ1FaBU8n6TpmnkREK5M7wY2SCRZT3YgBb4r7jo67MXRPEcf6xrgE3fsvsbcY9c?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>