<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 05:06:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/officehumor/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Dammit Janet!!]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/memes/@memecrusader/dammit-janet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/memes/@memecrusader/dammit-janet</guid><category><![CDATA[memes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[memecrusader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2018 21:51:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2N61tyyncFaFVtpM8rCsJzDgecVMtkz4jpzBsszXjhqan9vVFVUJsi8aEwwv28aZbEf7hpNMaEvtqsmjpgCmiuKTjkQXmCxx9HtMdmvXbRKX3MrvJmAQpbBrafr8ZvaC8DV9XYBCruWn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bowling for pesos]]></title><description><![CDATA[Fun in the sun.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/bowling-for-pesos</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/bowling-for-pesos</guid><category><![CDATA[fails]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2017 13:59:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Two birds one stone]]></title><description><![CDATA[Great timing.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/two-birds-one-stone</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/two-birds-one-stone</guid><category><![CDATA[fails]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2017 02:29:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dog catches fish]]></title><description><![CDATA[Pretty amazing animals.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shadysit/dog-catches-fish</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shadysit/dog-catches-fish</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2017 02:54:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Big bang]]></title><description><![CDATA[Massive.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/big-bang</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/big-bang</guid><category><![CDATA[fails]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2017 01:52:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Chasing wabbit]]></title><description><![CDATA[Daily bike riding fun.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/chasing-wabbit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/chasing-wabbit</guid><category><![CDATA[fails]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 14:56:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[SLick Rick - gets a b$ow$ob]]></title><description><![CDATA[ ]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/slick-rick-gets-a-busdowusdob</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/slick-rick-gets-a-busdowusdob</guid><category><![CDATA[fails]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 14:10:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6C2W1azD1rBs8i715pX3pAHYgtGre4FYB5PbCvG2f4pJ1cfUZwVArhC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Chug'n back the Jack]]></title><description><![CDATA[Heartburn soon to follow.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/chug-n-back-the-jack</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/chug-n-back-the-jack</guid><category><![CDATA[fails]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2017 13:08:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The letter F]]></title><description><![CDATA[So f*$'n good.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shadysit/the-letter-f</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shadysit/the-letter-f</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 23:25:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Neanderthal man]]></title><description><![CDATA[How man used to drink beer!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/beer/@shadysit/neanderthal-man</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/beer/@shadysit/neanderthal-man</guid><category><![CDATA[beer]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 20:30:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Viking Quest Johnny]]></title><description><![CDATA[Many beers were lost in the making of this production.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/viking-quest-johnny</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/viking-quest-johnny</guid><category><![CDATA[fails]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 16:30:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The sound of Griswold]]></title><description><![CDATA[There's nothing else like it.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/movies/@shadysit/the-sound-of-griswold</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/movies/@shadysit/the-sound-of-griswold</guid><category><![CDATA[movies]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 16:16:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stunt man Johnny]]></title><description><![CDATA[Practice makes perfect.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/stunt-man-johnny</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fails/@shadysit/stunt-man-johnny</guid><category><![CDATA[fails]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 16:10:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Don't poke my heart]]></title><description><![CDATA[It hurts.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/kids/@shadysit/don-t-poke-my-heart</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/kids/@shadysit/don-t-poke-my-heart</guid><category><![CDATA[kids]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 16:05:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Riding your broom]]></title><description><![CDATA[Enjoy a fun and bumpy broom ride.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shadysit/riding-your-broom</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shadysit/riding-your-broom</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shadysit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 15:59:36 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>