<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 04:33:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/one-liner/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Which one feels like the most interesting?]]></title><description><![CDATA[A decentralized blockchain network that:- Creates, stores, and retrieves our rules, knowledge, and applications in a logically consistent database. Scales discussions up to an "infinite" number]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/asksteem/@kevinwong/which-one-feels-like-the-most-interesting</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/asksteem/@kevinwong/which-one-feels-like-the-most-interesting</guid><category><![CDATA[asksteem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kevinwong]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2019 01:58:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3zpz8WQe4SNGWd7TzozjPgq3rggennavDx3XPY35pEAVnpmM8nGJK5GLeyDfLpKXSoWp7ZboBatioc28G5WyGpW8CgYiqaV4tfqy6rQAHpaCJErTquN18aoKU28JArUWVkMHyqDx8rWFkQrP45r6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A-pathetic one(liner)!]]></title><description><![CDATA[What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care! #Thanks for sharing your time with me, For having that tickle in your brain, And having a good taste in humour! @dobartim]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@ushmil/apathetic-oneliner-gubpduor</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@ushmil/apathetic-oneliner-gubpduor</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ushmil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 12:28:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What Makes 19 a Special Number?...]]></title><description><![CDATA[...It is the number of years democracy has existed in Nigeria and the IQ of those who believe in it.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@holybranches/what-makes-19-a-special-number</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@holybranches/what-makes-19-a-special-number</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[holybranches]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2018 21:44:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I took the citizanship test to live in Helsinki...]]></title><description><![CDATA[...but couldn't Finnish.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@acolucky/i-took-the-citizanship-test-to-live-in-helsinki</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@acolucky/i-took-the-citizanship-test-to-live-in-helsinki</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[acolucky]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2018 15:56:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Random Joke #6]]></title><description><![CDATA[Got called an airhead today. Pshhhh.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@atoriesst/random-joke-6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@atoriesst/random-joke-6</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atoriesst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2018 01:25:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Random Joke #5]]></title><description><![CDATA[The scales I ordered on Amazon finally arrived today. The wait is bloody over.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@atoriesst/random-joke-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@atoriesst/random-joke-5</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atoriesst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 04:33:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The One-Liner a Day Challenge - Day 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[Trump, Bashar Al-Assad and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar. Coinspiracy ? I don’t think so.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@amirtheawesome1/the-one-liner-a-day-challenge-day-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@amirtheawesome1/the-one-liner-a-day-challenge-day-4</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[amirtheawesome1]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2018 21:05:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The One-Liner a Day Challenge - Day 3]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do you call a man mocking black people with orthodontics appliance? Bracist]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@amirtheawesome1/the-one-liner-a-day-challenge-day-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@amirtheawesome1/the-one-liner-a-day-challenge-day-3</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[amirtheawesome1]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2018 22:49:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The One-Liner a Day Challenge - Day 1]]></title><description><![CDATA[Porn rule 78: A girl is willing to do whatever you ask her to if you’re her step-brother.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@amirtheawesome1/the-one-liner-a-day-challenge-day-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@amirtheawesome1/the-one-liner-a-day-challenge-day-1</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[amirtheawesome1]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2018 20:28:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Random Joke #4]]></title><description><![CDATA[Columbus got lost on the way home too. First world problems.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/one-liner/@atoriesst/random-joke-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/one-liner/@atoriesst/random-joke-4</guid><category><![CDATA[one-liner]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atoriesst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2018 05:06:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Random Joke #3]]></title><description><![CDATA[At my local blood-bank they run a background check and then take a pitcher of you.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@atoriesst/random-joke-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@atoriesst/random-joke-3</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atoriesst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2018 04:33:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Random Joke #2]]></title><description><![CDATA[I slapped an atheist in the face. Sure enough he was in disbelief.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@atoriesst/random-joke-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@atoriesst/random-joke-2</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atoriesst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2018 14:19:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Random Joke #1]]></title><description><![CDATA[At the blood-bank they run a background check and then take a pitcher of you.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@atoriesst/random-joke-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@atoriesst/random-joke-1</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[atoriesst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2018 03:33:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day]]></title><description><![CDATA[Patient: "Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " Patient: "Is it common?" Doctor: "It's not unusual."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@ablaze/joke-of-the-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@ablaze/joke-of-the-day</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ablaze]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 23:21:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89qxEmVUhPM9u7fT2rSQE8CQzb44PBmqY7fpuRu4iz2Y5E3wkQMVs6unGRVKwE8RmC8uHRXd4xYQE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Atom walks into a bar, bartender tells him to split...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Everyone dies.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@antic/atom-walks-into-a-bar-bartender-tells-him-to-split</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@antic/atom-walks-into-a-bar-bartender-tells-him-to-split</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[antic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2017 23:54:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Work Joke]]></title><description><![CDATA[I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shope/work-joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shope/work-joke</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shope]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2017 17:04:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiGEw1xifwYz2xp7RJEnNpBZq7dn2K62oM4EydmJ9L92taESFU1iLajxYMnhKRHkZoGtgg7drDGv3zd3GL2W43tfBgNgrGTmfnafA9wVW3efEdjA6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[One-liners: breaking up]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here is the first of many meme one-liners from yours truly.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/one-liner/@musingsltd/one-liners-breaking-up-2017610t22522673z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/one-liner/@musingsltd/one-liners-breaking-up-2017610t22522673z</guid><category><![CDATA[one-liner]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[musingsltd]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2017 13:52:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgn5T4CApowLNyd9nN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>