<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 21:09:03 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/oneliners/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Is your career even more important than your peace?]]></title><description><![CDATA[(These quotes are originally written, formatted, themed and designed by Himshweta).]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-102880/@himshweta/is-your-career-even-more-important-than-your-peace</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-102880/@himshweta/is-your-career-even-more-important-than-your-peace</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-102880]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[himshweta]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2020 10:14:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4PYjjVwJ1UdtKm1ixfRE6SfgaSiANQC1qU1d2n4CSCPpEnzt8oS12iXrC5YF12xEtmiNCFQnKc5UpgBK5WSoTmVpZ3Y79tJDfo6R37A1CPG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Merry Christmas everyone!]]></title><description><![CDATA[And now for my next trick, I shall proceed to tell a very old but fitting for the season Dad Joke. What is Santa Claus's wife's name? Mary Christmas!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@gavvet/merry-christmas-everyone</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@gavvet/merry-christmas-everyone</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gavvet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2018 17:09:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[[MicroTIP] Detox - corregí todos los nombres de archivo dentro de un directorio de un solo saque en un único comando oneliner.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Otro título sugerido: como hacer que los nombres de archivo y directorio de Windows sean compatibles con Linux con un único comando.   Va otro mini-micro-nano TIP para mi cada vez mas pequeña audiencia]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comocorregirlosatodosdeunsolosaque/@juanmanavella/microtipdetox-corregtodoslosnombresdearchivodentrodeundirectoriodeunsolosaqueenunnicocomandooneliner-9zfl29p9n9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comocorregirlosatodosdeunsolosaque/@juanmanavella/microtipdetox-corregtodoslosnombresdearchivodentrodeundirectoriodeunsolosaqueenunnicocomandooneliner-9zfl29p9n9</guid><category><![CDATA[comocorregirlosatodosdeunsolosaque]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[juanmanavella]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2018 11:00:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKopgPmA7SYpF8j7BepGUoKetxJSw4QXdF76dP4Ron2hDV3N9Nz5yzAeekYAcN6aRRk79jxsjRCLmhzdft2r?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Writing Things Wrong]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'll tell you a little secret. English isn't my native language. "We definitely knew that." "First of all you keep pointing that out." "Every single change you get." Yeah,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/pun/@insaneworks/writing-things-wrong</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/pun/@insaneworks/writing-things-wrong</guid><category><![CDATA[pun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[insaneworks]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2018 14:30:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFcYhpieXDZKL9xh81NpLqfMJ2trtwUJ44gF2gzcAPhSNEf1VYBKwRu1JK2pWHwCAvJgz6icRF1WyUvHNezpWtpq9tHNPFXMr9GS5z65cJDhXRCS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Slang (Steemitbloggers Contest and Comedy Open Mic Round # 29)]]></title><description><![CDATA[#oneliners The words "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" have recently fallen out of favor, being replaced by the gender-neutral "partner." Its a fine word, but I wish someone had]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemitbloggers/@dustinseth/slang-steemitbloggers-contest-and-comedy-open-mic-round-29</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemitbloggers/@dustinseth/slang-steemitbloggers-contest-and-comedy-open-mic-round-29</guid><category><![CDATA[steemitbloggers]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[dustinseth]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2018 07:20:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Troubleshooting!]]></title><description><![CDATA[The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back. Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Web]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@memes4u/troubleshooting--2018-5-0-19-40-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@memes4u/troubleshooting--2018-5-0-19-40-4</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[memes4u]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2018 14:10:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVvr6qfoEFgBir1jy4DeK1wwhDm7oNHzc1b8roaJY8MKgjPXV4k82vrTfoQxecfDXYC9ZoWNctdFigrczFsxe3es9JmCfzgdarVc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life Without Women Would Be....]]></title><description><![CDATA[😀 😁 😂😰 Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Web]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@memes4u/life-without-women-would-be-----2018-5-0-14-21-33</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@memes4u/life-without-women-would-be-----2018-5-0-14-21-33</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[memes4u]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2018 08:51:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3HaJVvr6qfoEFgBir1jy4DeK1wwhDm7oNHzc1b8roaJY8MKhsRZPyPMq563R8tiGy3rBp6CCjbn8g6Dx5huyn4D3wPNXUP13AzwDB4r?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[✈ Sichuan Airlines co-pilot sucked halfway out of cockpit window]]></title><description><![CDATA[Beijing (CNN) - A Sichuan Airlines co-pilot was sucked halfway out of an aircraft's cockpit when its windshield shattered during a flight, Chinese state media has reported. Captain Liu Chuanjian and his]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/china/@shifu/sichuan-airlines-co-pilot-sucked-halfway-out-of-cockpit-window</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/china/@shifu/sichuan-airlines-co-pilot-sucked-halfway-out-of-cockpit-window</guid><category><![CDATA[china]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shifu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2018 14:05:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJR3iqPxDrevHK3vDeQGnHc8Wj8C8neghtdkFXbXJ4p9Fo8fr18R9BzUmjproNm6U7gu1tvQxFH99qYbi7rYUDfE5uPPja562zCysMfKd3T8iUvfUA26NzZk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Velcro - what a rip-off!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Velcro - what a rip-off!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@puddlejumper/velcro-what-a-rip-off</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@puddlejumper/velcro-what-a-rip-off</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 02:56:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.]]></title><description><![CDATA["A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce..." Did you like the One liner? Then Please Upvote and Comment]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/upvote/@haejinfans/a-doctor-tells-a-woman-she-can-no-longer-touch-anything-alcoholic-so-she-gets-a-divorce</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/upvote/@haejinfans/a-doctor-tells-a-woman-she-can-no-longer-touch-anything-alcoholic-so-she-gets-a-divorce</guid><category><![CDATA[upvote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[haejinfans]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2018 12:26:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gambling is illegal in Africa because..]]></title><description><![CDATA[Gambling is illegal in Africa because there are too many cheetahs!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lpreap/gambling-is-illegal-in-africa-because</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lpreap/gambling-is-illegal-in-africa-because</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lpreap]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2017 06:37:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad One Liners - Dark Comedy]]></title><description><![CDATA[I thought too much about this first one liner - so I wrote that instead. Nonsense is more common sense than making sense. It Science. Science is the signs of the times. Logic is for the Path-O-Logical.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@research-mind/bad-one-liners-dark-comedy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedy/@research-mind/bad-one-liners-dark-comedy</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[research-mind]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:35:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJR3iqPxDrevHK3vDeQGnHc8Wj8C8neh55b9WgsNHwaUDvsygffWMc3pSeF1FY13XAvSWEtGWHRHGn4UCTpSqQph9Zy2wb4kbTfaHpeMMBLhWb1AbKmhv55g?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[7/11 was a part time job #oneliners]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/oneliners/@avesa/7-11-was-a-part-time-job-oneliners-2017721t14019760z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/oneliners/@avesa/7-11-was-a-part-time-job-oneliners-2017721t14019760z</guid><category><![CDATA[oneliners]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[avesa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2017 19:00:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMyXXTpbMmS3sdaTkbkuL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dad Jokes - Buns and Puns Vol. 1]]></title><description><![CDATA[Step up your dad game with these knee slappers. Simply launch off a few of these babies to light up family barbecue night. What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? "Dam" What about the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/oneliners/@avesa/dad-jokes-buns-and-puns-vol-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/oneliners/@avesa/dad-jokes-buns-and-puns-vol-1</guid><category><![CDATA[oneliners]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[avesa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2017 11:46:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiGEw1xifwYz2xp7RJEnNpBZq7dn2K5zLJ6aCbMWXBckRu6pZFM3WeCJ9rDgEnrJeT1TqQJh2ZC1qoJfZASXqk2DPEok1GnunTx6Thb7Hw8Xe6wQ2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[AOL Account]]></title><description><![CDATA[When I was young my mom opened an AOL account just so we had spam to eat.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@k1ngdavid/aol-account</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@k1ngdavid/aol-account</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[k1ngdavid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2017 20:24:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Breaking news: Trump Tower Evaccuated After Reports Of A Suspicious Package]]></title><description><![CDATA[Source: My thoughts: I think this reaction is a little over the top. He's getting rather old. All packages look a little suspect at that age. Laughter is the best medicine. Resteem if this made you laugh]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@son-of-satire/breaking-news-trump-tower-evaccuated-after-reports-of-a-suspicious-package</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@son-of-satire/breaking-news-trump-tower-evaccuated-after-reports-of-a-suspicious-package</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[son-of-satire]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2016 23:17:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about this]]></title><description><![CDATA[Fruit truck spills over, create's traffic jam People who are gluten free get a lot of hate, but I really respect them for going against the grain. I'm an archaeologist and my life is in ruins These were]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@james.howie/i-just-lost-my-mood-ring-not-sure-how-i-feel-about-this</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@james.howie/i-just-lost-my-mood-ring-not-sure-how-i-feel-about-this</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[james.howie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2016 14:48:15 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>