<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 19:41:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/onlyinthesouth/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[News of the Absurd - Man Accidentally catches his home on Fire]]></title><description><![CDATA[In the most recent addition of "Only in Tennessee" a man accidentally set his home on fire yesterday while attempting to thaw out frozen pipes. Nashville News stations have been covering the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/absurd/@mikepm74/news-of-the-absurd-man-accidentally-catches-his-home-on-fire</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/absurd/@mikepm74/news-of-the-absurd-man-accidentally-catches-his-home-on-fire</guid><category><![CDATA[absurd]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mikepm74]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2018 22:39:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvXRX3Pm6fZPWkJ87uYYjbpiLG7oJdNrhn1feQ6TQck1YR5RxnHbsboLG17D7JZh8xCaXYKtbNpeUmxfPHem9ttBVLxRdb4GrRjaXe46?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>