<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 01:09:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/patheticwhales/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Butthurt Bernie: How To Be A Dictator]]></title><description><![CDATA[Now we all know that @berniesanders is a tinpot dictator, however I thought he could do with some tips to help him get himself to gold standard despotism. Order me some more dogs, I have people I need]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@cryptogee/butthurt-bernie-how-to-be-a-dictator</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@cryptogee/butthurt-bernie-how-to-be-a-dictator</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptogee]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2019 08:17:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt5E6ngRACRpJiYHNF4Vswf3savyjtzzPCHiEBYFC9sm7sEzMzwrb6ABeU46Q6WWfsVcPCkkXHuKDhCJbNF8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Butthurt Wars - Haejin Vs Bernie - Who Won?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Lost in the folds of Steemit history, there lays tale of an epic battle between two giants of the blockchain. On the one side we have the Asian Assasin @haejin and on the other the Big Bad Whale]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@cryptogee/the-butthurt-wars-haejin-vs-bernie-who-won</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@cryptogee/the-butthurt-wars-haejin-vs-bernie-who-won</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[cryptogee]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2019 08:12:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kwqSXWA2evTexn6YzPHotJF8R85JZsErvtTWYdWrK2bif9m6ETr2eL4M3wDLBztT7yuDm1hAr4kCzJCviVbxJX1ebDuVcdpSUfosBsSJePHYNzd7F2L9XkYn2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You know Steemit is fucked when...]]></title><description><![CDATA[@dan cares more than the rest of you witnesses and whales about the reward pool. Fucking pathetic. (vote @nextgencrypto for witness!)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/patheticwhales/@berniesanders/you-know-steemit-is-fucked-when</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/patheticwhales/@berniesanders/you-know-steemit-is-fucked-when</guid><category><![CDATA[patheticwhales]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[berniesanders]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 13:59:09 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>