<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 22:01:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/playonwords/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Shes of feather, flesh and metal... Automating our activity, like bunnies]]></title><description><![CDATA[feather, flesh and metal. I hope for clean power, look after the skin, the network of flesh and circuity. footnote: "Jason! like biscuits." source: de, de, De - cen - tric (38) @decentric 🐰☠]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/randoms/@decentric/shes-of-feather-flesh-and-metal-automating-our-activity-like-bunnies-1568496318</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/randoms/@decentric/shes-of-feather-flesh-and-metal-automating-our-activity-like-bunnies-1568496318</guid><category><![CDATA[randoms]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[decentric]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2019 00:25:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNzxZkAXJ7MnnFzdixypb95PfVFegPRyAxiBZYMGKFsYhMfrZx88hLgZzxps11tyyhrgnuBwD7C?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Would never kill an animal....]]></title><description><![CDATA[de, de, De - cen - tric (38) @decentric]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/randoms/@decentric/would-never-kill-an-animal-1568317974</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/randoms/@decentric/would-never-kill-an-animal-1568317974</guid><category><![CDATA[randoms]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[decentric]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2019 10:53:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQMizSUpZ8uCPWXG9hLaRBvhmQFytxCnXf485Jq4g1To7JRZjSpuLmHSk8PgNr3TVRjBHiRzWZC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Which country's capital has the fastest growing population? ...Ireland - every day it's Dublin.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Which country's capital has the fastest growing population? ...Ireland - every day it's Dublin.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/which-country-s-capital-has-the-fastest-growing-population-ireland-every-day-it-s-dublin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/which-country-s-capital-has-the-fastest-growing-population-ireland-every-day-it-s-dublin</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2018 03:14:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?]]></title><description><![CDATA[If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/if-con-is-the-opposite-of-pro-is-congress-the-opposite-of-progress</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/if-con-is-the-opposite-of-pro-is-congress-the-opposite-of-progress</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2018 04:58:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Snow happens weather you like it or not.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Snow happens weather you like it or not.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/playonwords/@puddlejumper/snow-happens-weather-you-like-it-or-not</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/playonwords/@puddlejumper/snow-happens-weather-you-like-it-or-not</guid><category><![CDATA[playonwords]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2018 04:27:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I have a cold, it's snot funny.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have a cold, it's snot funny.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/i-have-a-cold-it-s-snot-funny</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@puddlejumper/i-have-a-cold-it-s-snot-funny</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2018 04:22:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@puddlejumper/i-burnt-my-hawaiian-pizza-today-should-have-cooked-it-on-aloha-temperature</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@puddlejumper/i-burnt-my-hawaiian-pizza-today-should-have-cooked-it-on-aloha-temperature</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2018 03:54:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Turn Around Dark Eyes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Below is a poem I wrote awhile back. For some reason, this has always been a special one to me. My word play was in full force here. It's sad to think it's been nearly four years since I last wrote a poem.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@nighthawkdive/turn-around-dark-eyes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@nighthawkdive/turn-around-dark-eyes</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nighthawkdive]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2017 03:04:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZ6fP3XU85XM8ovzV214zrdLFS5EpexFK1YWZ8EciQfW8RJECVQgcBokob2BE2MHvNHD3krFZhx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Little Pot]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@tigerhite1/a-little-pot</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@tigerhite1/a-little-pot</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[tigerhite1]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2017 01:35:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVfzpUyWtSMW6VJX37RUjhPdZtBSjvXs8Th7jMro3rVJU8y8yWuDn7PyM49eq4fjgfpCNW2b3rkNeB8J?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>