<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 09:28:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/regular-day/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[It's Just a Regular Day So Let's Make a Big Deal Out of It]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have trouble with the ladies. My last girlfriend broke up with me because I never wanted to argue. Shortly before she left she told me I needed to grow a pear. I guess she's into farmers. Groan! I'm]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@nonameslefttouse/it-s-just-a-regular-day-so-let-s-make-a-big-deal-out-of-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@nonameslefttouse/it-s-just-a-regular-day-so-let-s-make-a-big-deal-out-of-it</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nonameslefttouse]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2018 18:59:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/pBMyo3B2Sao2EbuHAFTX1CNWMbam25xJGPs4sKmLS6XL7jNzG9cGyTHUNBMZr5ccq1mJH5Ffwe3aLd6518YLfPTRbusMHdXi4LKQCbgGijm5Q4ispmGRZgN4xx1qz12irtrJpnPZbrgXNtDrvfpCFbEtZY7KmUr492VPPzuCs4bGpCeJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>