<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 06:44:32 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/satiricallyyours/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[We regret to inform you that Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) has died of a first ever crypto overdose]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's with Deep Sorrow that Satirically Yours has to report to our avid fans on the Death of Dave Portnoy. He was last seen with his green hammer attempting to recover from a massive crypto overdose, but]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@aggroed/we-regret-to-inform-you-that-dave-portnoy-stoolpresidente-has-died-of-a-first-ever-crypto-overdose</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@aggroed/we-regret-to-inform-you-that-dave-portnoy-stoolpresidente-has-died-of-a-first-ever-crypto-overdose</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2020 21:08:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbks2vRxvf3xsYr6qQ7dm31DuBHGui8pKMdEVPxhLfEeEoVMPfUw4Z6QduNMpLay8LmzjXBnmbFkQXCuKJSEHX9p?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Aunt Jemima to rebrand to Aunt Ifa]]></title><description><![CDATA[This just in, Satirically Yours is able to confirm that Quaker Oats is rebranding the Aunt Jemima brand to Aunt Ifa. The brand has taken serious heat for portraying a black woman on their brand during]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/aunt-jemima-to-rebrand-to-aunt-ifa</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/aunt-jemima-to-rebrand-to-aunt-ifa</guid><category><![CDATA[satiricallyyours]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2020 02:38:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbks2vRxvf3xsYr6qQ7dm31DuBHGui8pKMdEVPxhLfEeEoVMPfUw4Z6QduNMpLax6TGQLuvphT1kDdSZBshC1nDk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Breaking News: EOS Voice and Dlive partnership to bring you live streams of biometric data harvesting: retinal, finger prints, documentation, and more]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hot off the press this reporter is happy to report live from my very own biometric data harvesting filmed live on Dlive. We're having a minor technical glitch with the Dlive stream, but we're happy to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/breaking-news-eos-voice-and-dlive-partnership-to-bring-you-live-streams-of-biometric-data-harvesting-retinal-finger-prints</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/breaking-news-eos-voice-and-dlive-partnership-to-bring-you-live-streams-of-biometric-data-harvesting-retinal-finger-prints</guid><category><![CDATA[satiricallyyours]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2019 08:13:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPe9aPQZsjE7Q64jB2inAu9GTtp9cDsb79K4LBnjP14zgha8x3tbzs6CBXSoCFdaqCCQLcriejQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton pleased by crowd draw at the last stop on her book tour and public execution.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Looking around the room both Bill and Hillary Clinton are exceptionally pleased with how large of a crowd they drew. This reporter was able to briefly catch up with them. Aggroed: Hillary, how are you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/hillary-clinton-pleased-by-crowd-draw-at-the-last-stop-on-her-book-tour-and-public-execution</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/hillary-clinton-pleased-by-crowd-draw-at-the-last-stop-on-her-book-tour-and-public-execution</guid><category><![CDATA[satiricallyyours]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 04:31:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7ohP4GDMGPrUyRRwz6Q6pAZG5PgaMeCYJdV6yt2rVNps5DM5aCk1pbTL8XVFJqMeWspsqr4AcM7tUNn3UAvJYYYjviCrQAgR9un6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A gentleman's guide to cryptocurrency]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good evening young fellow. It's a pleasure to have you join us for family dinner this evening as we discuss the topic of a Gentleman's guide to cryptocurrency. It would seem that you personally have become]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@aggroed/a-gentleman-s-guide-to-crytpocurrency</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@aggroed/a-gentleman-s-guide-to-crytpocurrency</guid><category><![CDATA[steem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2018 22:55:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2YRZBi4FZVHeLuau3m8MumiUXfA7eZTW31v33oUtB9pXeiMVoWpHG1Yg5CG78qN52nmjTvS4C434uwGdo2pDrgy71A3q3paGax6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Satirically Yours: Crazy Eddie's Crypto Christmas sale live right now!!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Are you into crypto? Do like buying crypto? Do you like black Friday deals just 3 days before Christmas? Then this is your special buying opportunity. Just look at all the sales going on right now!!! You]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/christmas/@aggroed/satirically-yours-crazy-eddie-s-crypto-christmas-sale-live-right-now</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/christmas/@aggroed/satirically-yours-crazy-eddie-s-crypto-christmas-sale-live-right-now</guid><category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2017 15:47:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/mXkfdToSwHxyVySZpuLfU8yQ6r3QxqS7YGenoRHRF6Dndy1NVNV9gh2C7z6SNrkWSx9yZRbc5uuvuMQpop5hE6d9RNYvxXNorzsZVDKdQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Satirically Yours New correspondent @aggroed talks to digital kitten vendor Vitalik Buterin]]></title><description><![CDATA[While walking the streets of NYC on a busy friday afternoon I was able to catch up with legendary digital kitten vendor Vitalik Buterin while he was handing out free Lambos and digital cats. @aggroed-]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cryptokittens/@aggroed/satirically-yours-new-correspondent-aggroed-talks-to-digital-kitten-vendor-vitalik-buterin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cryptokittens/@aggroed/satirically-yours-new-correspondent-aggroed-talks-to-digital-kitten-vendor-vitalik-buterin</guid><category><![CDATA[cryptokittens]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 14:43:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinqCMtTrR3TDn58CQaeH2CFf2ngitH9eEpkGyQfj944vvrTjwgJMMApquwH5E4jyRFSnzNaGVkpyy2jjRoSZGz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crazy Polo's Bitcoin Blowout Sale Happening Now Live on Poloniex!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good morning crypto shoppers. Welcome to the end of the year Crypto blowout sale. That's right just a day after reaching record highs we're happy to announce a quick late November adjustment sale! But]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/crazy-polo-s-bitcoin-blowout-sale-happening-now-live-on-poloniex</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/crazy-polo-s-bitcoin-blowout-sale-happening-now-live-on-poloniex</guid><category><![CDATA[satiricallyyours]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 17:07:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZowr8ddpCZdJvJRm99VD1jvkGyGEvGZ4XPZ7vv2tza7BMJk1YSnnitu3Mjwq8aaJxDUpmGnxc6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you don't use the bidbots then the shitposters will win!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm thankful for the fact that linear rewards now allows vote buying. I'm concerned tho that the shitposters are gonna win the day. If you love steem. If you love this place. then right now I encourage]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/if-don-t-use-the-bidbots-then-the-terrorists-shitposters-will-win</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/if-don-t-use-the-bidbots-then-the-terrorists-shitposters-will-win</guid><category><![CDATA[satiricallyyours]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 16:16:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZ6VqjNr6dzDsVCBcNAiWtv5tXn9WgrwpDTe3t4kxna4TgXYbLcjB5na44UrmsMxsZrGC86k5hY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Satirically Yours: Aggroed's Flag Insurance Agency]]></title><description><![CDATA[How many of you have you been in the following situation. You're minding your own business when some raging minnow starts flagging all your posts. Even worse you're on Steem making $40+ dollar posts day]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/satirically-yours-aggroed-s-flag-insurance-agency</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/satirically-yours-aggroed-s-flag-insurance-agency</guid><category><![CDATA[satiricallyyours]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 23:37:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/mXkfdToSwHxyVySZpuLfU8yQ6r3QxqS7YGenoRHRF6DndxgWiE8ffJkcAByQRSf9ixVYkZXcACKy2jp9i2ms1vkgJTLRq68qTGs2G9s3U?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[SY- Steemit Ragequit Madlibs]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sit around my children and let me tell you of a time when Steem was so low that all the people just in it for the money wrote up a nice long post about how they were leaving the platform. Many moons ago,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/ragequit/@aggroed/sy-steemit-ragequit-madlibs</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/ragequit/@aggroed/sy-steemit-ragequit-madlibs</guid><category><![CDATA[ragequit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2017 20:47:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXa4PyV5EQx3VvtmQgP7FWFEnnpF7gjdXnp4ZgBU6249rUxFUuARoW2F9k13WDG26HjXucATLZug?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[SY presents "Measuring your Steemian Sexual Amplitude: A millennial approved common core math and sex-ed class delivered in a safe zone for 1st graders dedicated to calculating HF 19 induced post rewards." A Witness Report.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Foreword and Trigger Warnings SY stands for Satirically Yours, which is my running The Onion stylized satire series. This post has so many triggers coming that I've decided to include a Foreword and Trigger]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/sy-presents-measuring-your-steemian-sexual-amplitude-a-millennial-approved-common-core-math-and-sex-ed-class-delivered-in-a-safe</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/sy-presents-measuring-your-steemian-sexual-amplitude-a-millennial-approved-common-core-math-and-sex-ed-class-delivered-in-a-safe</guid><category><![CDATA[satiricallyyours]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2017 00:13:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WPqSRVu5Tje7LoFfQ6qSEGxFoMoSqoX9xqBmWa2jr1LJMtiuh47HNf2LFxwdUx8zRphE6et2PZFXTVdFcBujxiRpWpMqbxAAhcUwuSf7aprr2bcPQJpMa7eSY7SZ1VanjDsRsgfdNsALsmSbMP7Spi6LY5WTxnJ26L?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Satirically Yours- @aggroed promises to be a better witness than the 8 dead witnesses above him on the list]]></title><description><![CDATA[After another full day of vote grovelling @aggroed sits tiredly and with glazed eyes by the side of the road as Satirically Yours asks him a few key questions on his witness campaign... SY: So, @aggroed,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@aggroed/satirically-yours-aggroed-promises-to-be-a-better-witness-than-the-8-dead-witnesses-above-him-on-the-list</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@aggroed/satirically-yours-aggroed-promises-to-be-a-better-witness-than-the-8-dead-witnesses-above-him-on-the-list</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2017 19:42:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/26uUsAjKTsXCGS4FBcEbzEVdNDHncZTVBjz6HrfCrFticHXcoZ2yGA49wYQPLQ8EcGRoZFHkV5bbJ5rbGAth22oMuKfv6Q4CV6o6Yk3MKbrn4Jpma3vdmSKjS8iS5qbzwDyd24JqYkLvGraeswgndAER8ENadHXjq3Pvat?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Satirically Yours- Steemit Tips: How to Grovel for Witness Votes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Welcome back to another addition of Satirically Yours where we are witnessing live the witness run by newly minted witness @aggroed. Oh, and what a sad state of affairs to see the once noble blogger turn]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/satirically-yours-steemit-tips-how-to-grovel-for-witness-votes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satiricallyyours/@aggroed/satirically-yours-steemit-tips-how-to-grovel-for-witness-votes</guid><category><![CDATA[satiricallyyours]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2017 11:51:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFkHvPFUkFgybyqhEVqXnBYL9thExMogWWMvttWuanAuVd8SqMHaRZ8F1ccWczzdYPLpd3T2oTxi8irnuPwCXtrARbWTLMLjpxryhRA8jWyQLTDh?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Satirically Yours- Etiquette for Young Modern Steemers: Shit posting 101]]></title><description><![CDATA[Welcome class. Please be quiet and take your seats. (pause) There now. Much better. Thank you all for coming. I know it was court ordered attendance for some of you, but we can overlook that. You're in]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/etiquette/@aggroed/satirically-yours-etiquette-for-young-modern-steemers-shit-posting-101</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/etiquette/@aggroed/satirically-yours-etiquette-for-young-modern-steemers-shit-posting-101</guid><category><![CDATA[etiquette]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[aggroed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2017 20:49:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNcexr7CN6oLFxdYPTk9EAY9hdGJZM5wxLb8Jbjf8Uar74a3ggDUYNVBMpe6je8KpS9LR1cCKb66dRraBgpvozqoftKv1kGdQc2spdnETnppai?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>