<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 01:12:20 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/satirist/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[INTRODUCING THE LAST OF A DYING BREED.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm Gaa John Paul, a Dr of medical laboratory science. I'm 22 years of age and a Ghanaian hailing from the upper west region. I graduated from the university for 1. itemdevelopment studies last year and]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@gaajohnpaul/introducing-the-last-of-a-dying-breed-c45613d0c8e7b</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@gaajohnpaul/introducing-the-last-of-a-dying-breed-c45613d0c8e7b</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[gaajohnpaul]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2018 16:52:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMeofVGRX6L2SJ2P7vFKt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When George Carlin's wife died, Karlin, a famous wit and satirist of the 70s and 80s, wrote this incredibly expressive article, which is still relevant today.]]></title><description><![CDATA["The paradox of our time is that we have high buildings, but low tolerance, wide roads, but narrow views. We spend more, but we have less, we buy more, but we enjoy less. We have big houses, but smaller]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satirist/@maxer27/when-george-carlin-s-wife-died-karlin-a-famous-wit-and-satirist-of-the-70s-and-80s-wrote-this-incredibly-expressive-article</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satirist/@maxer27/when-george-carlin-s-wife-died-karlin-a-famous-wit-and-satirist-of-the-70s-and-80s-wrote-this-incredibly-expressive-article</guid><category><![CDATA[satirist]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[maxer27]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2017 16:51:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83j2wozjKuanzG7qDi3EHwhtSXtV3uV5STxNzQGXN2LaESmpMXcYpTLtcVoZSkxc8Dg9huF4Hw5X2v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Was An Asshole.... (And I Liked It)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'd like to share a silly article that I wrote 8 years ago. I was 28, immature, mischievous, took too many substances - a complete asshole basically. (That's me being an asshole) While I'm still a bit]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@nia-kningty/i-was-an-asshole-and-i-liked-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@nia-kningty/i-was-an-asshole-and-i-liked-it</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nia-kningty]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2016 16:30:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EfcLDDAkyqgtn5cwVG27qL9SHEfvSfNjMdx4p64BL2p6RJgnNQord5vyuWzb289qtrx3u33KdzNdZdQRkJDSxCgPZcBst?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>