<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 01:06:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/shittypoetry/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[empty.]]></title><description><![CDATA[-- deleted.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/short/@kristves/29-05-2020</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/short/@kristves/29-05-2020</guid><category><![CDATA[short]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kristves]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2020 16:12:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to the emperor of naps]]></title><description><![CDATA[The sea lies charted, The Earth is mapped; I am the statue, erect I am the President-elect of Sleep I am the Emperor of Naps ("Make way, make beds for His Royal Highness of Naps!") (Long petals]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-the-emperor-of-naps</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-the-emperor-of-naps</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2016 20:52:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to toothbrush]]></title><description><![CDATA[my dentist doesn't consider it sexual harassment to explore my cavities he does a very thorough job with the penetrations, professionally and without innuendo]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-toothbrush</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-toothbrush</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2016 03:45:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to dream]]></title><description><![CDATA[listen you, about a dream I had it was silly, really it was filthy, surely it was colored poorly, alas, but it had violence and lust and sex and Bloombergian sugary drinks and sheep's wool latex I was]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-dream</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-dream</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2016 19:30:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to startup]]></title><description><![CDATA[nice boat (blue sea) who you think you think like, tech VC? what, you're like. . . early investor in some startup disaster? making money by putting money in thing that needs money to make more money but]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-startup</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-startup</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2016 04:59:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to paint]]></title><description><![CDATA[i adore paint all day long i paint long long shadows you know an artist when he is paint-covered from head to salami (I'm painting a sandwich) please go away I am trying to concentrate and you're like]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-paint</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-paint</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2016 04:32:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to people who are riots]]></title><description><![CDATA[you're such a riot. he says: i went back to Canada, to be with the woman I loved at the time "at the time?" "at the time!" the peanut gallery senses a story; "at the time! at the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-people-who-are-riots</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-people-who-are-riots</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2016 04:26:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to beets]]></title><description><![CDATA[they say that if you beet your woman you love her they say, looking over the purple manger there is strangeness in all recipes lest she partake of the beets of a stranger with a little balsamic vinaigrette]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-beets</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-beets</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2016 06:37:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[sad poem]]></title><description><![CDATA[acquire a dollar one million times there is nothing in trees they are just skin poop, poop say a thing that rolls off your tongue the dog is quiet, the dog is sad your body golden-retrieved from ocean]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/sad-poem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/sad-poem</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2016 20:44:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Badpoetry No.1]]></title><description><![CDATA[this poem is shit although it seems fit to be in this category my language brings glory and perpetual happiness.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/badpoetry/@azaan/badpoetry-no-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/badpoetry/@azaan/badpoetry-no-1</guid><category><![CDATA[badpoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[azaan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2016 22:59:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Incorporated We Leverage]]></title><description><![CDATA[United, we can be shittier than any one of us alone. The abortion below is a shout-out to all you people who have years of experience with the deep meaningfulness of office culture. My condolences.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/badpoetry/@mikebosw/incorporated-we-leverage</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/badpoetry/@mikebosw/incorporated-we-leverage</guid><category><![CDATA[badpoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mikebosw]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2016 22:44:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Modest Confession]]></title><description><![CDATA[We need to get this badpoetry tag going. Here's another one - prepare for the worst. A Modest Confession I am slightly passive-aggressive today, I think. It is not about what you said Thursday around 7:00]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/badpoetry/@mikebosw/a-modest-confession</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/badpoetry/@mikebosw/a-modest-confession</guid><category><![CDATA[badpoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mikebosw]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2016 22:35:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to computers]]></title><description><![CDATA[when I am not looking it's clicking and blinking (ode to computers) what are we thinking? I am a basket case, watching Netflix todos los dias! I had a reverie, that Charlie Chaplin put his first fist through]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-computers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-computers</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2016 21:58:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[This poem is the one]]></title><description><![CDATA[this is the poem that's going to blow up (like ISIS Chinatown on Ramadan New Year) in short, the one that will     put me on the map this is the poem which will feed all grandchildren everywhere this is]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/this-poem-is-the-one</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/this-poem-is-the-one</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2016 00:56:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ode to a Washington Machine]]></title><description><![CDATA[I put my clothes, stupidly, into a Washington machine when they came home, in a bag, they were nobody's clothes. the streets of our nation's capital are traces of the snuggles of power; George: perfumed,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-a-washington-machine</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-a-washington-machine</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2016 00:41:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to the president]]></title><description><![CDATA[feeble witch thumbs around your blackberry, choking computer illiterate like watching grandma struggle with two-factor authentication i will one day die but why today?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-the-president</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-the-president</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2016 15:58:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[haiku about sitting in a coffee shop]]></title><description><![CDATA[this isn't a haiku the man across from me has a beard, oh, Brooklyn]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/haiku-about-sitting-in-a-coffee-shop</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/haiku-about-sitting-in-a-coffee-shop</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2016 18:20:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to a turtle]]></title><description><![CDATA[most elegant creature a turtle is not where is the bathroom? the turtle forgot! I spent $400 on this Persian knit now there's a turtle imprinted in it]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-a-turtle</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-a-turtle</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2016 05:19:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ode to a mailbox]]></title><description><![CDATA[you eat illiterate shit all day they don't know Shakespeare from pear shakes but you are so crucial let me put a love letter into your womb your little blue eagle stuck in a parallelogram will race across]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-a-mailbox</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/ode-to-a-mailbox</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2016 05:04:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Untitled]]></title><description><![CDATA[my neighbor is sexy I want her body she flew off her pedestal (she's very clumsy)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/untitled</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shittypoetry/@sillyfilthy/untitled</guid><category><![CDATA[shittypoetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sillyfilthy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2016 06:01:27 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>