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Peg : Why, no Al.
Al : Goo ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Good!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/xpmb4rjkoa04851wce4j6a</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/xpmb4rjkoa04851wce4j6a</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2020 09:57:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kid: "I want my mommy!"
Al: "So does your dad's brother." Posted via D ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Kid: "I want my mommy!" Al: "So does your dad's brother."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/6qmuuyp4ct1ldjupuhw1bm</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/6qmuuyp4ct1ldjupuhw1bm</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2020 06:01:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?"
Al: "Well I can't until you leave." P ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Peg: "Al are you gonna miss me?" Al: "Well I can't until you leave."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/y9j96qqmfogh4hs931pmbm</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/y9j96qqmfogh4hs931pmbm</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2020 14:29:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet.
Al: Peg I wouldn't r ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Peg: That's very touching honey, now rub my feet. Al: Peg I wouldn't rub your feet if a genie popped out of them.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/0m7auv8ctqki6cdghs1b2g</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/0m7auv8ctqki6cdghs1b2g</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2020 06:33:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina."
Al: "Ballerina... ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Peg: "As a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina." Al: "Ballerina...ha ha...you sure are my nut cracker."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/yq70act2e3m9vjtlo9fp5z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/yq70act2e3m9vjtlo9fp5z</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2020 18:49:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wi ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Peg: "Question 2, who would you rather spend the night with A) your wife or..." Al: "B!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/putl007b1zo3geno24p77y</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/putl007b1zo3geno24p77y</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2020 18:32:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today?
Peg: No Al, you ha ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Al: Peg, have I told you how much I love you today? Peg: No Al, you haven’t! Al: Okay good.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/kwpie5ufbbog76axu647aa</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-193084/@master-lamps/kwpie5ufbbog76axu647aa</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-193084]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[master-lamps]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2020 16:37:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woman: “Excuse me, but am I invisible?”
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