<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 18:19:32 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/shortjokes/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[3 - "One line" jokes!]]></title><description><![CDATA[My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more. I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap. I think it’s pretty cool how the Chinese made a language]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@danielsegal/3-one-line-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@danielsegal/3-one-line-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[danielsegal]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2017 19:04:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYcKHLaFuPWYs8vX1HmHZMkEdeemUeohhsdh9p1PQteEvmCZVHh7X7b7ncUfXw3aRUpx9xFWKW6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>