<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 20:50:50 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/created/soppystuff/rss.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[DID YOU KNOW THAT ..... Part 1]]></title><description><![CDATA[We all have been in places and situations where conversation all of a sudden stucks. Most times followed by a deafening and uncomfortable silence. It can be in a waiting room, at the dinner table and even]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@smasssh/did-you-know-that-part-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@smasssh/did-you-know-that-part-1</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2019 19:40:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJQfQgENfxADE6EVYabczqmSF5KeWefV5WL9WSKpbMyChvHc64Cr89vazBYUvbUuiTYTqAYE6vFnFbxSUw4qTVWd1pNVhSdPvg2dUcL2x8PKxBTxZHEYgcrz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Talking about shrimps ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[PEOPLE I've seen these Also these bigger ones And although the next one definitely smells fishy ... Can anyone tell me what kind of shrimp this is? the poor little thing was shaking and shivering all over]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@smasssh/talking-about-shrimps</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/satire/@smasssh/talking-about-shrimps</guid><category><![CDATA[satire]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2019 15:16:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QBt9MXeXNdDuyd4Bmd63j7zJymDTWgdcJjnzrSprKhEBHJ96rzvoLSqxVbNWaaveyCPckWeX74pqmXCHkrd5BT4ryLG5We7n82sXeodoe1qfvGDr7pvA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A MEMO ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[... just to remind you all that tomorrow it's again MONDAY! SO BE PREPARED PEOPLE, AND ... don't forget to set your alarm tie those shoes well buy some cleaning products because the dog at home might have]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@smasssh/a-memo</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@smasssh/a-memo</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2019 11:01:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pEPvDbJDzhdNXM7mjt1tbr2kM3X28F6SraZgYhxQKGHtpDd2KPEeWKAE4DgUTUkaF2unE7QuJgjxnsdjCsqcdi2XrJwpE1HdWpePDpCfeYMfNW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[IT WAS ABOUT TIME !!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[We had to wait quite a while for this. But finally it's there. With (hopefully) a long hot summer ahead. A statue for the creator of ... The parking place, specially for men with a beerbelly and a Weber]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/signs/@smasssh/it-was-about-time</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/signs/@smasssh/it-was-about-time</guid><category><![CDATA[signs]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2019 20:05:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBM2jscGd4Sszpv94XxHH2uqxMY9z21vaqHt534PQpTZ7AS9upxHUT6vNurixpZnV1ZMA51VnmkUPdcXeaYCzSh6pNL8655K4KwzYsJ3BzWXTyrtr7DKpS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR]]></title><description><![CDATA[The other day I asked my wife what she wanted as a present for her upcoming birthday. With an insinuating smiling voice she said: 'I would like to have something with power. Something that goes from 0]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@smasssh/happy-birthday-dear</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@smasssh/happy-birthday-dear</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2019 19:34:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EEEoA8oLaAxsTkPYAARp78o5cJA1o6Chv9x98TzCFT6v5FpwJQHdjN13mJTgoBTw1qNoYSoMxNruBQZAdDsKE4yiFJTtdAw2Qs3XvV72iVQ4zQppb5FkoQyCd8zggJhMtTheUCD1nNgAKhAzKnjZx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[OR JUST MAKING AN EXTRA EFFORT TODAY? 'Yes miss, this is indeed pretty convenient, but ... No, I do not consider being an organ donor'. 'We're almost there sweetheart, Just hold your breath for two more]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/stupidpeople/@smasssh/are-you-really-that-stupid</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/stupidpeople/@smasssh/are-you-really-that-stupid</guid><category><![CDATA[stupidpeople]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2019 18:56:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/vM1pGHgNcyCXUWJECrZbvn1NMPj1oFGUo3gYfF3NNPRD9TzNnnBdNQD3DUh7VVShAtkT3AEmWieJxdpdHsfF7PYek9mpqds1YMVr6BfA3uZ1XWWqiBe7E8PUAxSn9GiDCofsHR8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Leaving behind the time our legs are whiter than our teeth ...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yeahhhh, Spring (is) in the air THE TIME OF THE YEAR ... the laundry can go back "online" outside to buy some extra razors to pick nice flowers for ... the general? you can go shopping leaving]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@smasssh/leaving-behind-the-time-our-legs-are-whiter-than-our-teeth</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@smasssh/leaving-behind-the-time-our-legs-are-whiter-than-our-teeth</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2019 20:53:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3zpz8WQe4SNGWd7TzozjPgq3rggennavDx3XPY35pEAVnpwLGWMJvNEEPMYbVnj6d3tMJkXecRpUsSYuUyDvuorMmPuqWnFqNh22wS39JwWX63pDnoRoR2Y9p8qj57Ei1XpReyeiYDyUron6pcHL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Just a post with NOTHING in it.]]></title><description><![CDATA[source: soporaeternus.de]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/shitpost/@smasssh/just-a-post-with-nothing-in-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/shitpost/@smasssh/just-a-post-with-nothing-in-it</guid><category><![CDATA[shitpost]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2018 12:14:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QBt9MXeXNdDuyd4Bmd63j7zJymDTWgdcJjnzjtVsyYwJrK9htuXav3nrj2xbM4R63ar8j91PtStzkVqMro9P4gQRpwPKGE1kk5gTQCpDY2ziFEq8kBjL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[RISE AND SHINE]]></title><description><![CDATA[You know the drill, right? The usual stuff ... Say 'HELLO' to the neighbour Doing a quick Highfive with Adolfie Check the mailbox for shitty bills To finally start the day. With Steem and ... Coffee (what]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/soppystuff/@smasssh/rise-and-shine</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/soppystuff/@smasssh/rise-and-shine</guid><category><![CDATA[soppystuff]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 09:07:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/32FTXiZsHoAW6noHJDhrg3W8ZKHVFSsLYM859aTDCF8iErNdp28mMy8CfJtbeieLFS7L2BxchnGXXdR4p9MGZFz1VPbcpcTJ176iPizK9w5kKX9uCojD6xiD1v7hQ86yP7tua7B27ZyBkP5G?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[WHAT'S IN A NAME?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I've heard about a 'Fish called Wanda' Even understand calling a dolphin 'Flipper' But seriously ... 'Dick' that's no name for a dog sources: amazon.com & pinterest.com]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/soppystuff/@smasssh/what-s-in-a-name</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/soppystuff/@smasssh/what-s-in-a-name</guid><category><![CDATA[soppystuff]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2018 18:53:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QBt9MXeXNdDuyd4Bmd63j7zJymDTWgdcJjo121MKtAd2C5TyQMiJdY6VSaWKjB6qH84PXif3BC8zfS4CZFWwFhHVyYNpk2Ne453HCojyyGBX6X1qbQSr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[MISSING (in action)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I want to ask your kind attention for this next message. This special trained police dog is missing since last weekend and going by the name of 'Duck Norris' If you have any information about the whereabouts]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/animals/@smasssh/missing-in-action</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/animals/@smasssh/missing-in-action</guid><category><![CDATA[animals]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[smasssh]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2018 21:04:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QBt9MXeXNdDuyd4Bmd63j7zJymDTWgdcJjo12434FSJzqTRvYqQ1Fm4MqDvcsUZMFQ2pk7mfqr3N2D2fmfM3Edvku5jD4M2Z1PVNguJG6wWKTvfMA7gJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>